God 

A man that made the universe. The most amazing person to tell on in a situation. He will help you through so much stuff it's amazing. Always be with him.

Wow, God took away our sins, that's amazing!

God by xXK8theGR8Xx February 28, 2017

God 

God is a word to describe PewDiePie

Oh, hello God.

God by Well, fuck December 13, 2018

god 

"better" than humanism

I kill da cocksuckas, i burn da muslisms, shit, i rob the poor even blinder and make sure people like Oprah become billionare!!!

Free will is to many atheists as god is to believers. Without it, they would all lose hope and OD.

god by gaymulkan May 21, 2003

God 

Nature. More specifically, the inherent organizing intelligence within nature (Logos) that runs through the universe (God's body) like honey through a honey cone. Often thought of as a large humanoid figure in the sky who sends people who jerk off to a fiery place called Hell, "God" has killed, through his many, divided followers, more men than cancer.

For those who disbelieve in God, a painful doom awaits-- The "Holy" Quran

God by Jack Death May 13, 2005

God 

Do you know what nemessis means? A richeous infliction of retribution manifested my an apropriate agent...personified in this case by an honorable cunt.....ME !

well... I am God...simple as that..

God by PSYCHOISGOD !!! April 29, 2005

GOD 

the king of all

" micky is GOD"

GOD by micky March 19, 2004

God 

Designated driver. Overall chill guy I guess. Smoked much weed. He was gay.

Hey I smoke weed. Names god. I'm gay.

God by KingOfAllDolphinsThatEverExist October 19, 2011