the three gets

Euphanism for meeting someone at a bar or nightclub, taking them home (get home), having sex (get off), then sending them home (get out).

"I met this hot guy last night at the bar and we went home together".

"Did he stay all night?"

"No! He was good for the three gets: get home, get off, get out".

by Jon KC June 1, 2007

Get Geeked

The act of receiving head so good you become completely overjoyed.

“Hey bro i don’t know, I’m just tryna get geeked”

by GeekMan27 April 13, 2020

Get comfortable

The thing you do while waiting for GLaDOS to warm up the neurotoxin emmiters.

A morality core was implanted in GLaDOS’s mainframe when she flooded the enrichment center with a deadly neurotoxin to make her stop flooding the enrichment center with a deadly neurotoxin, when you remove the morality core, you should
get comfortable while she warms up the neurotoxin emitters.

by Reichschancellor William May 1, 2021

get frozen

The process of seeking relief or transient high from a popular brand of prescription only migraine medicine.

Not to be mistaken with I’m frozn . . . a sad realization of both homosexuality and nerdom.

My head is killing me, and my girlfriends a whore . . . hey matt you got any D left, I want to get frozen.

by Keith Brings May 25, 2006

get kekt

A combination of kek and get rekt, often used ironically.

Person 1: I don't think Donald Trump is a good president
Person 2: LOL GET KEKT COMMIE LIBTARD

by vejtics May 25, 2019

get globbed

get wrecked or served. the act of getting owned.

"She got globbed!" "Oh shit, he's gonna get globbed."

by Jade Alastor May 25, 2016

getting cabbaged

being tormented in your own home by a cabbage or similarly smelly object left in a hidden place by a visitor ALSO having your residence overpowered by the stench of your neighbors' cooking of malodorous foods

Friend: "Should we go back to your place to play cards?"
Victim: "Nah. I was getting cabbaged there this morning, so let's just go to the bar."

by uncleburton January 24, 2012