german stare

A stare created by the Germans to scare others while in fights or dangerous situations.

German stare + mango mango + phonk + those who know + adrenaline + balkan rage + still water

by Baltic._ October 18, 2024

German legs

Something that you could eat

"yes I had some German legs"

by Sash.lame August 17, 2020

german snowball

A slurpee with jäger in it

Dude 1: get me a German snowball slave

by snow german May 22, 2016

German beer

Tastes like shit. Get czech beer instead

Dude 1:Wanna try german beer?
Dude 2: ew. No fucking way

by Czech lady October 18, 2020

German water

Obviously beer or bier. This is not an insult to the fine Germanic peoples everywhere nor the beverage they perfected.

Wolfgang:"I'm so thirlsty I could drink

American water."
Hans: "Nein! Drink our German water.

It has healing properties for all!"

by von groovy July 17, 2024

German Monkey Contraption

suspenders or any contraption to hold up the pants.

Hitler: I like the juice.
Rachel: thanks, their German Monkey Contraptions

by TwoFlamingFlamingos June 6, 2018

german army hat

Often referring to the tip of a man's penis. Also called a mushroom head.

He had a big German army hat on him.

by bigbarbie86 October 27, 2015