flowerbomb

Sending someone flowers to a place he or she will be embarrassed to receive them.

On Valentine's Day we all chipped in to flowerbomb that fat, squidly guy at work by sending him a dozen roses from "A Secret Admirer."

by GoDugGo January 12, 2013

flowride

Having sex with a woman who is on her period.

"When she told me she was on the rag, I had to consider whether to go for a flowride. Yep, I did it."

by DrChisel April 9, 2009

sloppy flowerpot

The act of pooping on a girls vagina during her period cycle than watering it down with a good piss

Your a good gardener girl. Do you want to to come over later and I can give you a sloppy flowerpot

by Buckfucker May 11, 2015

Flowerstamp

The female teabag. This name was invented by the one and ONLY Nikki ^_^. All your gay names like taco bag and clam stomp.. Wtf? Are you trying to make it sound like you have a loose pussy? Because when I think of a "taco bag" I'd be afraid that lettuce would fall out of your cunt onto my face or some of your meat curtains would be draped across my neck. Ew. *Shudders*

Nikki owns yet another noob.

FLOWERSTAMP FEMALE TEABAG.
Random noob: Fuck you *runs off crying like a little bitch*

by NikkiKnockers January 8, 2012

flowery

Something that a RPG character may be acused of being when wasting time by pursuing the solution of a problem in a silly way or by talking too much.

dude1: I'm going to try and catch a squirrel, I can skin it, gut it and use its small carcass as a hat to protect me from the acid rain.
dude2: dude1, stop being so flowery and put on your helmet!

by Carnophage December 15, 2004

Brandon Flowers

Brandon Flowers: No1 enemy of Pete Wentz!
If Pete Wentz and Brandon Flowers ever had dinner together,it would go this way:
It would be awkward until they both got really drunk,then they'd discuss how they both feel they're a passing fad and will be forgotten about in two years,and then they'll cry and their eyeliner will run and streak,and then they'll sloppilly make out and Pete will suck Brandon off in the bathroom (one of those on-off affairs where you turn on the light and people have to wait in line) and then Pete will blog about it.

Woah,me *thinks* that is a good definition of Brandon Flowers.
Brandon Flowers: the person most likely to steal Ian Watkins crown of "I'm not gay! I just look,talk and act gay!"

by bandanasarerad August 21, 2006

Brandon Flowers

The biggest tool in the world, and main vocalist of The Killers. Seriously. This man(?) has single-handedly mutilated the art of music and then called bands like The Bravery "posers" and claiming that people such as Kurt Cobain "took the fun out of rock and roll." Therefore, I nominate Brandon "the murderer" Flowers for biggest douche in the universe.

"Brandon Flowers is a little girl with a beard..."

~Sam Endicott, lead vocalist of The Bravery

by Ninjarachnid February 7, 2010