Floor beer

(n) An unfinished beer left on the floor of a garage or house. This beer is taken from the fridge to give the illusion you can keep up with your friends when you really can’t. Also see Archer Butler.

Picked up Archers floor beers again this morning.

by Floorbeer May 29, 2019

Floor

Floor ,an acronym for fucking lots of omnipotent raptors , meant only for the basketball players

Hey bro floor the boys yet ?

Yeah I floor that night

by Gegga9000 June 26, 2019

Floompert

The part of the butthole that when touched can get one sexually aroused

Keven put it in and it felt so good when it touched my floompert

by Scooter mcscooterface July 18, 2019

Floor Falcon

A female who spends their time surfing from couch to couch but still thinks their fine af

Fuck Lisa, that floor falcon looking bitch

by ToughCookie July 18, 2019

floor pancake

A sign of true desperation. When you're so hungry/desperate you just say fuckit and make pancakes on your fucking floor, you vile creature.

The secret ingredient in Hunter's floor pancakes was dirt.

by squidman6969420 April 16, 2019

floor flapper

Drunk chick at a bar that flaps her pussy on the floor like she is performing at a strip club... except it's totally not a strip club & everyone is staring.

We were at a karaoke bar, everything was kosher at first. Then the floor flapper showed up... Every time anyone sang a rap song, the front row heard pussy slamming on the floor, for free! That poor floor....

by Not a Flapper August 3, 2019

Floor

A place where non-JoJo fans belong.

Omar: Have you seen Sword Art Online it's the greatest anime of all time !
Me, an intellectual: Please, that shit belongs on the floor

by Saint Nezar August 16, 2019