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The FitnessGram Pacer Test

"the FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. the 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. line up at the start. the running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal *beep of doom*. a single lap should be completed every time you hear this sound *ding of exhaustion*. remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible. the second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. the test will begin on the word start. on your mark. get ready… start."

it's a traumatic experience that is engraved in the brains of many. there is no escape. only the FitnessGram Pacer Test.
teacher's speaker: the FitnessGram Pacer Test is a—

students: *agonized demon screeching* FUCK
by aesthetic_octopus August 2, 2019
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christina fitzsimmons

The most kind, caring, funny, smart, and beautiful girl in the world. She is a loyal friend who always keeps her promises and always strives to be successful. If you try to hurt her, she may break, but she will come back even stronger.
Brian: “Wow that girl is just amazing!”
Taylor: “Of course she is, she’s christina fitzsimmons!”
by happyfuntimes14 August 8, 2020
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Fat Kid 'Fitness' Sickness

commonly known as FKFS
-The effect when a fat (or relatively large) kid thinks that playing the wii will make you fit.
-may cause sudden attempts (from that fat kid) of actually being athletic when clearly their are not.
'wow nathan tottaly has Fat kid 'fitness' sickness (FKFS) he tryed to flex for some girls because he stayed up all night playing wii fit
by Jon DeYonker February 26, 2009
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fitty cent

a nigga u paid fitycents to STOP singing!!
by Anonymous October 18, 2003
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abercrombie and fitch

a store that either people like or dont like. there is no middle ground on the matter. everyone says its over priced and it is, but what store in the mall isnt over priced. get real. gotta rake in the cash.
girl: these abercrombie jeans make my ass look totally sexy .... 70 dollars well spent!
by val February 5, 2005
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Fittesaft

Norwegian word for saying Vagina juice. Often used by people from Midthern and Northern Norway as a swear word.
Norwegian.
Boy: Har du no fittesaft æ kan låne i kvell?
Girl: Ikkje faen om æ ska lån dæ no fittesaft din jævla mannsjit, æ ska rævkjør dæ så langt uppi rasshølet te du kjenne det brenn!

English.
Boy: Do you have any vagina juice that I can borrow?
Girl: Not in the devil's name would I borrow you any vagina joice, you god damn manshit, I'm gonna fuck you so deep in the a-hole until you feel it burning!
by Larsan April 9, 2015
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fitness mistress

A woman who has frequent sex with a man in order to help him get in shape.
Sam my man, you should get a fitness mistress to help you with those love handles!
by Carl1983 June 24, 2012
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