two finger award

An act of congratulating a man when a person has discovered that he has had sexual intercourse the previous night.

This act is practiced by holding up the index and middle finger, then tilting your hand to the side.

Frank: I heard Ryan banged Ally last night!
Greg: I know bro, I gave him the two finger award!

by MAC36 December 11, 2007

Two Finger Dessert

Meaning to induce vomiting with two finger down your throat after you have (binge) eaten. Aka-Bulimia

Did you just go give yourself the two finger dessert?

by Agent42 June 15, 2010

Two-Fingered Poopchute

After girls poop, if there's a piece still stuck in there that can't be pushed out, she can put her fingers in her vagina and push up into her colon and it'll come out.

Janie had a piece of shit that wouldn't come out so she gave herself the old two-fingered poopchute and out it came!

by igitdude October 12, 2011

three fingered cotton top hat

The sexual act of inserting the three middle fingers into a vagina (or anus), through the underwear.

Mike's horny girlfriend asked him for a three fingered cotton top hat.

by shelfmonkey November 3, 2011

Pickle Finger

Manually stimulating a woman for so long that your fingers begin to get prune-y.

I gave her the ole pickle finger last night.

by Jerrah1981 December 17, 2013

five finger download

Illegally downloading copyrighted media.

"Hey man, that's the new Superman movie, it's not even on DVD yet, how did you get it?"

"Five finger download, dude!"

by Bluegrass January 13, 2014

Two Finger Notice

When you can no longer continue employment at your current job you give them both middle fingers on the way out the door. This type of self-termination is effective immediately. Giving a two finger notice almost guarantees you won't be able to work there again regardless of a change of mind. This notice is usually given by those that are mistreated by their boss(es) for an extended period of time. A person reaches their breaking point and is no longer able to give a regular two weeks’ notice. This type of notice is more common in minimum wage jobs (blue collar) but can be performed at any job or career. Many contemplate doing this but few actually follow through.

I could no longer take shit from Bill my boss so I gave him my two finger notice today.

by mgibson746 April 14, 2014