Edward the maneating train

A Roblox Rip-off of Charles the Choo choo train

“Charles the choo choo train is a good game”

“You mean Edward the maneating train?”

“F*** you”

by A person who likes explaining December 30, 2022

Edward

Emir Edward bin Welsh, authoritarian leader of the Islamic State of Wales since early 2021. Know to be extremely hot and expels genius from his pores. His hobbies include invading England and pretending he’s Irish.

Damn Edward was really hot when he terrorized those English children.

by BlimpsAreCool November 21, 2021

Edward Jerky Hands

A drunken game in which 3 participants have to watch scat porn and attempt to remain flaccid, first one to get a boner has to jerk off the other 2 participants and ingest the semen off of a soggy biscuit

Hey bro’s wanna game of Edward Jerky Hands?

I’m down, though you’re gonna jerk me tonight!

by EdwardJerkHands Grand Champion October 3, 2020

Edward

An Edward is someone who is really really REALLY short, hates milk and has a really bad temper

P1-hi there P2 ^w^

P2-hello there shorty, you should really drink milk or you'll get even shorter

P1-DON'T CALL ME LITTLE!*punches P1* AND WHY WOULD I DRINK THAT COW PISS YOU OLD HAG?

P2-Such an Edward

by :33333 January 7, 2017

Stephanie Edwards

shouldnt go blonde ill cry

If that Stephanie Edwards dyes her hair ill cry its so bad

by pissy panties ew October 19, 2021

Edward

This person is great sweet smart cute strong and puts family and friends first put has bad past experiences that makes it hard to trust people but falls for people fast

I think my best friend Edward likes me

by E4williams November 15, 2022

Anthony Edwards

Michael Jordan's son. Is also the father of Nikola Jokic.

"Anthony Edwards is Jokic father"
"Send da video"

by nbafactsknower99 February 17, 2025