special ed

A retard who can't work properly and needs some help

Student- "Can I get some help?"
Teacher in corner- haha that special ed kid is such a retard!

by rdthjki876t5rdfghjuy7t6r January 2, 2023

sex ed clown

Lanky Kong's current job.
Give creepy lectures with penis and vulva puppets.
$64,439 per year

He earned a degree in a college town and decided to work as a sex ed clown. Now he has a penis puppet and a vulva puppet too. And he'll give a creepy lecture just for you

by Urban Wildlife November 29, 2023

ed not sheeran

basically an eating disorder, but it win’t be banned on tiktok

- bro, you look kinda unhealthy lately
- yeah, actually - my ed not sheeran is kicking my ass……

by gownoptaka July 6, 2023

Ed Sheeran

An Ed Sheeran is a famous celebrity musician and is incredibly ginger and scary, most fear him as a terrifying ginger irn bru man but some don’t.

“Look, It’s an Ed Sheeran! Run!!”

by The gunkest July 25, 2023

Ed Sheeran

ginger GENIUS with a guitar, this UK singer-songwriter melts hearts with his smooth VOICE and relatable LYRICS. From "Shape of You" to "Thinking Out Loud," he's the go-to guy for acoustic LOVE vibes

Person 1: "I need a song for our wedding, something ROMANTIC."

Person 2: "Just put on some Ed Sheeran, you can't go WRONG.

by yeeee984759745 August 18, 2023

ED

such a loser, the type of bloke to play golf and abandon his friends due to him playing golf that one-time type of bloke to shaves his head nonstop usually shy

Ed: nah can't come playing golf with the fellas

Me: oh

by wordbrother August 21, 2023

Ched ed

Ched ed lewis jones is a ched ed and bums sheep

Omg r u Lewis jones the ched ed

by Petes123 August 28, 2023