earthworm

earthworms occur when two men engage in sex. the man getting sexed begins to release poop from his anus while the other man is screwing him. upon cumming the giver continues to pound the takers bottom impacting copious amounts of poop in the erect penis. then as the giver removes his penis it gets soft and the impacted poop begins to fall from the urethral canal resembling the trail of an earthworm.

John let Jim screw him and now hes waiting for the earthworm.

by duane ruttiger January 28, 2018

Earth

is flat

the Earth is flat

by SUCC [D.A.N.K] February 23, 2018

earthquakay

An earthquakay is a really big shaky of the ground. It commonly causes wavays to occur. It's also commonly mistaken with a earthquake.

Oh shit a earthquakay

by Xxyeah10 March 5, 2018

Earth Chan

Complete Autistic Weeb Version of Planet Earth for weeaboos to jerk off and worship to. No surprise that she has a Rule 34. This is why 2 nukes weren't enough.

Neckbeard Weeaboo: UGUUUU SUGOI PLEASE PROTECT EARTH CHAN BY PROTECTING DA ENVIRONMENT AND NOT POLLUTING~!~!~~!~~~
Normal Person: Fuck off, sir. Shave that fuckin' neckbeard off, you're disgusting.

by Bob The Builder Supreme March 17, 2018

Earth Keef

Noun; (Err-th key-f) the fine dust particles that sneak through your window screen and sprinkle your home with the smells of Arizona.

“What’s that?” ‘Oh, that’s just some earth keef , don’t worry bout it’

by BlandersoonCooper May 16, 2018

earthshit

When you have to take a shit so bad you feel like your going to shit out the earth.

Person 1: My stomach hurts so bad i think im having an earthshit.

Person 2: Man you better get to the toilet.

by ya boi6942069 May 16, 2018

Earth lettuce

Weed

My mom and dad think me and my big brother did earth lettuce yesterday

by Xamantha May 17, 2018