douche duffel bag

Basically a douche bag but just being extra duffely. It means nothing so if you were wondering, why you see this on facebook, don't worry it just means douchebag but it sounds a little cooler. Also, if you're too much of a coward to call someone a douche (bag) to their face, you can just mutter under your breath a shortened version, "duffel bag.."

*Obnoxious guy throws a girl's paper from her desk onto the floor.*

Girl: your'e such a douche duffel bag
Guy: ...you did not just call me that.
Girl: u mad?

*Big bull pushes scrawny little freshman into a locker.*

kid: duffel bag
bully? WTF does that even mean?! stupid little freshman *walks away*
life= saved

by kjkmusic23 December 15, 2011

whiffle dauffer

one who farts in the bath tub and bites the bubbles aka Earl

One evening Earl was taking a nice long bath and he got an idea to bite his own fart bubbles. We now call him a whiffle dauffer!

by Pooter 12345 October 22, 2013

california duffle bag

When a woman fantasy of fucking on an air plane is expressed by jumping onto a man and girating violently; causing the cabin compartments to open.

She wanted to be a part of the mile high club so bad she pulled a California duffle bag

by Retardland November 7, 2013

bomb duffer

a English language phrase which means something is great or brilliant

friend:I went to the theme park yesterday and went on that new rollercoaster.........you:yaa I went on that on the first day it opened its the bomb duffer.I was cleaning vomit out my nose all day after I came off it.......this is a real phrase not made up..its a old phrase.....

by real phrases 2014 January 11, 2014

Chris Duffy

A guy who flashes other guys

He is a Chris Duffy; He showed me his dick.

by Piggy7344 August 7, 2014

Mike Duffy

alongside Bernie Madoff, the epitome of political corruption in modern Canada

Since I hate corruption, I also hate Mike Duffy as a politician

by Sexydimma February 11, 2015

The Duffster

Usually the duff of the group. (Designated Ugly Fat Friend) Does not usually have plans without there one friend that's usually a girl. Tries to have a girlfriend but fails when she turns insane.

Brian is the duffster.

by TheLucyfur March 1, 2015