God's Douche

During heavy rain, one spreads their ass cheeks to the sky and douches themself with the rain; using God's tears to clean one's rectum.

I performed a God's douche in the rain storm the other night. It was super sick.

by cootercat03 April 10, 2021

Docs

Dr. Martens .Company based out of England. Originally worn by British skinheads, and since then have been used as a definition of punk and skinhead subcultures. Originally skinheads were Dock workers in England and used the steel-toes as protection from crates falling on their feet(this has lost all purpose because if something REALLY heavy falls on your toe if you have new docs, your toe will be chopped off....lovely huh?) Please do not assume that all skinheads wearing Docs are neo-nazis, because neo's just took what the traditional skinheads had for theirs. Next time you see someone wearing Docs, please dont assume they're nazis, because I wear docs and I'm a SHARP skin.

Pop Punk who thinks he knows everything: "Hey you stupid Nazi"
Skinheaad: "What fuckface? Just cause I'm wearing Docs doesnt mean I'm a Nazi. For that I'm gonna kick your face in with my steel toes, FUCKER."

by SHARP No. 1567 October 13, 2004

douche

Literal - A liquid concoction used for sanitizing and cleaning the female nether regions.

Actual - (Adj) A person who is a waste of oxygen; an idiot. Also used to describe a male / female (N) that won't let you run your game. To act in a ridiculous manner; embarassing (V)

That beaatch is a "douche", yo. Tell her to step or catch five quick ones!

My boy was "douchin'" out hard last night! The had to carry his ass out the J-Kwon show.

That kid is real "douchey". Keep him out the crib.

His name is Rich, but we all call him "The Douche".

by cfee2xd May 26, 2004

douche rack

definition for....i.e,....a group of 2 or more douches/assholes, or pricks

dude1: hey dude...check out those posers over there.
dude2: yeah i saw....pffft..what a douche rack

by NOFX=finally, a punk band May 16, 2006

douchalopikus

Another way to describe a guy who is a douche bag
(doosh-a-lop-cuss)

That guy is a douchalopikus, What a freakin douchalopikus

by 1524p December 8, 2007

douche trough

Bigger than a douche bag, smaller than a douche rocket. When someone is showing moderate levels of douche behavior.

Guy1: Man he's a douchebag.
Guy2: No way, he's a douche rocket.
Guy3: Okay, let's go with douche trough.

by DHawk33 January 20, 2008

douche bragger

A douche bragger is someone who often feels the need to brag to others about the overexaggerated stupid shit they have done. Basically informing us on how much of a douchebag they really are.

"I LOVED opening that check for $4000 after doing that acting gig" annouces Cam(Douche bragger in question)

"shut the hell up! and get your own bed.... ya douchebragger," says the homeless bloke sleeping on a park bench.

by douche-homo October 18, 2008