Fake depression that white people have. They usually confuse it with general sadness. The depression only lasts for a few hours.
Most people with it have a nicotine addiction and haven’t hit their juul for a few minutes.
Most people with it have a nicotine addiction and haven’t hit their juul for a few minutes.
by Dingger Dongger April 25, 2019
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I'm going to tell you some truth right now. If you're depressed, you're choosing to be depressed. You're choosing to surround yourself with piss poor people and ideals. That is your fault, and can easily be changed.
Self abuse is also bullshit. I've been depressed, but it never once occurred to me to turn on a Linkin Park song and slice meaty parts of my body. You know why? It's dumb. It's pointless. Nothing will come of it and you'll feel more depressed and as a result, you will become that much more pathetic.
I'm not trying to offend people that claim they're depressed. I'm trying to tell you the truth. Depression is only as strong as you make it. If you believe you'll be depressed for your entire life, I guarantee you that you'll find a way to be depressed.
Suicide isn't the answer either. It shouldn't be an option. No one wants to be remembered as the person that off'd themselves.
Don't kill yourself. Don't fucking cut yourself. Destroy your Linkin Park CDs. Stop listening to dubstep. Stop playing Call of Duty. Quit hanging out with fat Asian girls and get out in the world.
Ask yourself this. Are you simply another statistic? Are you weak? Do you feel like giving up without fighting? No, of course not. If you did, you wouldn't be reading this.
I'm going to tell you some truth right now. If you're depressed, you're choosing to be depressed. You're choosing to surround yourself with piss poor people and ideals. That is your fault, and can easily be changed.
Self abuse is also bullshit. I've been depressed, but it never once occurred to me to turn on a Linkin Park song and slice meaty parts of my body. You know why? It's dumb. It's pointless. Nothing will come of it and you'll feel more depressed and as a result, you will become that much more pathetic.
I'm not trying to offend people that claim they're depressed. I'm trying to tell you the truth. Depression is only as strong as you make it. If you believe you'll be depressed for your entire life, I guarantee you that you'll find a way to be depressed.
Suicide isn't the answer either. It shouldn't be an option. No one wants to be remembered as the person that off'd themselves.
Don't kill yourself. Don't fucking cut yourself. Destroy your Linkin Park CDs. Stop listening to dubstep. Stop playing Call of Duty. Quit hanging out with fat Asian girls and get out in the world.
Ask yourself this. Are you simply another statistic? Are you weak? Do you feel like giving up without fighting? No, of course not. If you did, you wouldn't be reading this.
20-something male: Oh man. My girl left me, I have no job and I live with my parents. I'm gonna kill myself.
15-ish female: Oh dear. My boyfriend left me and I'm failing my classes at school. I weigh too much and no one loves me. I'm gonna kill myself.
Me: GUYS! HEY! SHUT THE FUCK UP. DON'T CHOOSE TO BE DEPRESSED. MAN-UP, SOLVE YOUR PROBLEMS, AND MOVE ON. YOU ARE NOT WEAK. DEPRESSION IS WEAK.
15-ish female: Oh dear. My boyfriend left me and I'm failing my classes at school. I weigh too much and no one loves me. I'm gonna kill myself.
Me: GUYS! HEY! SHUT THE FUCK UP. DON'T CHOOSE TO BE DEPRESSED. MAN-UP, SOLVE YOUR PROBLEMS, AND MOVE ON. YOU ARE NOT WEAK. DEPRESSION IS WEAK.
by Dynamite Red December 18, 2012
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You must stay away or you will get depressed.
Have i just said depressed 3 times?
Meh.
You must stay away or you will get depressed.
Have i just said depressed 3 times?
Meh.
This depression-oid does business.
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I'm afraid you have depression.
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