by Punktuation June 28, 2019
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WoW hunny i alsow whant to have sex with you butt i tink i'm haveing som "Dick depression".
Are you haveing a "Dick depression"?
It seems to me i can't get you hard.
It happens to me to, some times i alsow get "Dick depression".
Are you haveing a "Dick depression"?
It seems to me i can't get you hard.
It happens to me to, some times i alsow get "Dick depression".
by Johan Sweden July 12, 2016
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When you get back home after rip 'n' run and you realise how shit not being there is and you miss everyone you met there that you wont see for another year.
Paul:I came home fell asleep on the sofa for 3 hours then i was just depressed all day. I have totally got post rip 'n' run depression
by ripnrun October 7, 2008
Get the Post Rip 'n' Run Depression mug.Fake depression that white people have. They usually confuse it with general sadness. The depression only lasts for a few hours.
Most people with it have a nicotine addiction and haven’t hit their juul for a few minutes.
Most people with it have a nicotine addiction and haven’t hit their juul for a few minutes.
by Dingger Dongger April 25, 2019
Get the White people depression mug.Depression, in of itself is bullshit and don't ever think otherwise. If you find yourself "depressed" take 10 minutes, survey your life and find out why you feel that way. Don't simply give into it like a coward.
I'm going to tell you some truth right now. If you're depressed, you're choosing to be depressed. You're choosing to surround yourself with piss poor people and ideals. That is your fault, and can easily be changed.
Self abuse is also bullshit. I've been depressed, but it never once occurred to me to turn on a Linkin Park song and slice meaty parts of my body. You know why? It's dumb. It's pointless. Nothing will come of it and you'll feel more depressed and as a result, you will become that much more pathetic.
I'm not trying to offend people that claim they're depressed. I'm trying to tell you the truth. Depression is only as strong as you make it. If you believe you'll be depressed for your entire life, I guarantee you that you'll find a way to be depressed.
Suicide isn't the answer either. It shouldn't be an option. No one wants to be remembered as the person that off'd themselves.
Don't kill yourself. Don't fucking cut yourself. Destroy your Linkin Park CDs. Stop listening to dubstep. Stop playing Call of Duty. Quit hanging out with fat Asian girls and get out in the world.
Ask yourself this. Are you simply another statistic? Are you weak? Do you feel like giving up without fighting? No, of course not. If you did, you wouldn't be reading this.
I'm going to tell you some truth right now. If you're depressed, you're choosing to be depressed. You're choosing to surround yourself with piss poor people and ideals. That is your fault, and can easily be changed.
Self abuse is also bullshit. I've been depressed, but it never once occurred to me to turn on a Linkin Park song and slice meaty parts of my body. You know why? It's dumb. It's pointless. Nothing will come of it and you'll feel more depressed and as a result, you will become that much more pathetic.
I'm not trying to offend people that claim they're depressed. I'm trying to tell you the truth. Depression is only as strong as you make it. If you believe you'll be depressed for your entire life, I guarantee you that you'll find a way to be depressed.
Suicide isn't the answer either. It shouldn't be an option. No one wants to be remembered as the person that off'd themselves.
Don't kill yourself. Don't fucking cut yourself. Destroy your Linkin Park CDs. Stop listening to dubstep. Stop playing Call of Duty. Quit hanging out with fat Asian girls and get out in the world.
Ask yourself this. Are you simply another statistic? Are you weak? Do you feel like giving up without fighting? No, of course not. If you did, you wouldn't be reading this.
20-something male: Oh man. My girl left me, I have no job and I live with my parents. I'm gonna kill myself.
15-ish female: Oh dear. My boyfriend left me and I'm failing my classes at school. I weigh too much and no one loves me. I'm gonna kill myself.
Me: GUYS! HEY! SHUT THE FUCK UP. DON'T CHOOSE TO BE DEPRESSED. MAN-UP, SOLVE YOUR PROBLEMS, AND MOVE ON. YOU ARE NOT WEAK. DEPRESSION IS WEAK.
15-ish female: Oh dear. My boyfriend left me and I'm failing my classes at school. I weigh too much and no one loves me. I'm gonna kill myself.
Me: GUYS! HEY! SHUT THE FUCK UP. DON'T CHOOSE TO BE DEPRESSED. MAN-UP, SOLVE YOUR PROBLEMS, AND MOVE ON. YOU ARE NOT WEAK. DEPRESSION IS WEAK.
by Dynamite Red December 18, 2012
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You must stay away or you will get depressed.
Have i just said depressed 3 times?
Meh.
You must stay away or you will get depressed.
Have i just said depressed 3 times?
Meh.
This depression-oid does business.
by Jamessssyyyyyjuicebox. December 23, 2009
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