death and taxes

the only two things that are inevitable in this cruel world

death and taxes are inevitable

by chanslaptop December 7, 2020

death waves

the inevitable limited time spent on earth to the upcoming of days where your life is numbered; one reason to have a significant other before you die to ride the wave of death without being alone

Rad: I need me a thicc ni**a, but no homo tho
Dave: Someone to ride out the death waves with?
Rad: Yeah... I’m tired of being lonely.

Dave: Nice, I’m still looking for a god-tier waifu whom can ride the waves with me too.

by Uh, Idk January 13, 2019

Death by Popcorn

The action of a Vietnam veteran with PTSD committing homicide due to hearing the sound of popcorn being microwaved

Jim: Hey did you hear what happened to Jaquanarius's brother
Bob: Yeah, I heard his dad went on a rampage through the park naked and ended up committing death by popcorn

by Kreliz's Mom September 11, 2016

*death slap*

when you know you fucked up BAD. Essentially, this wont happen unless you do something REALLY dumb.
(if your reading this and you got death slapped, well, yer ded already ~.~)

Dude: I heard Ifedayo got a *death slap*
Dude 2: OH GAWD! Have ya gone to his funeral?

by ifedayo's dad November 19, 2019

Death Magnetic

Metallica album released in 2008 which many saw as a redemption for Metallica as it was reminiscent of the thrash metal style which Metallica originally was. Suicide and Redemption is a fucking badass song.

DAMN DEATH MAGNETIC IS AMAZING

by KirkJamesJasonRobert August 6, 2018

Death Crue

a massive party crue in southern California, some parts of Nevada, and Missouri, that get drunk, fight, get laid, throw amazing parties & kick backs, drink more, and just kick it. the crue is male only, but we have a sister crue called DA - Deaths Angels for all the females out here, and they are just as down as us DC boys. weve been around for a long time and we arent goin anywhere. where here to party and drink our asses off til the day we die.
please keep in mind that we are not a gang or street gang.

(in the midst of one of our huge Death Crue parties)

{DC boy} crack me another beer bro

{non DC boy} damn i just gave you one...

{DC boy} that shit is gone homie, and so are the three you had in your backpack..

{non DC boy} ... fuckin DC boys, theres never anyhting left when u fuckers get here.

by Devin [DC*] February 19, 2009

Death zone

When u really like a girl but she dies before you can make a move :/

Bro, I was totally Death Zoned by Sarah the other day

by Chinny7712 August 9, 2017