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David

David is a toe
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short, fat, triple chin, freak and boring ahh boyfriend
*david:* "hi"
*EVERY SINGLE GIRL IN THE WORLD:* "ewww"
by ieatmensmoney December 27, 2023
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David is gay
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David is a faggot
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Bye bye 🗣️🗣️🤫🤫🤫🧏 ♂️🧏 ♂️🧏 ♂️🧏 ♂️

#getmoggedbyDavid
Person 1 : damn bro, I got mogged by David :(
Person 2 : damn bro.. Anyway, look at me

Person 1 : bye bye 🗣️🗣️🤫🤫🧏 ♂️🧏 ♂️🧏 ♂️
Person 2 : damn, a second time?!
by anonymous January 11, 2024
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a person who is not legally named david but is too suspicious to NOT be named david
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David is an outgoing wild adventurous guy. He comes off as a bit of a dick but once you get to know him he is really sweet with a very kind heart.

He has beautiful eyes and will look at you like you are the only person in the world. Sadly he will hurt you because people like David usually attract a lot of women so they can't be faithful to one girl.

They usually have low self esteem so they will take a lot of their issues out on you and leave you for a more domineering woman.

The best time of my life was when I with David.
David the most outrageous, caring man I have ever met.
by Maddy2014 June 21, 2024
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