A boisterous middle aged man who often enjoys cycling, particularly in ridiculous tight pink Lycra whilst screaming as loud as he can to draw as much attention to himself as possible.
Common traits include stealing his son’s TV as well as the dog bed which he uses for sunbathing in an attempt to lure the household dog back to his local gym. Once successful, he proceeds to perform a handstand by the exercise bikes while screeching signature phrases such as “OOOH YEAH COME OOON!” whilst watching cycling videos on his stolen TV.
He often claims to be 8% body fat yet has not been remotely close since his first Facebook post.
Common traits include stealing his son’s TV as well as the dog bed which he uses for sunbathing in an attempt to lure the household dog back to his local gym. Once successful, he proceeds to perform a handstand by the exercise bikes while screeching signature phrases such as “OOOH YEAH COME OOON!” whilst watching cycling videos on his stolen TV.
He often claims to be 8% body fat yet has not been remotely close since his first Facebook post.
by MantleLikesKids January 4, 2023
Get the Jacob’s Dadmug. Vanessa- My Dad thinks were dating and docent want us to talk lol
Tyler- Bruv I didn't do anything other than carry bewares Vanessa's Dad
Tyler- Bruv I didn't do anything other than carry bewares Vanessa's Dad
by vilagger999 November 1, 2020
Get the Vanessa's Dadmug. by your gay if u see this May 26, 2020
Get the my dadmug. 
Expression.
Said right before a male is about to throw, hit, or kick a ball
Usually exclaimed by a female.
Said male does not have to be a actual father.
Said right before a male is about to throw, hit, or kick a ball
Usually exclaimed by a female.
Said male does not have to be a actual father.
by loser4losers April 23, 2022
Get the go dad !mug. "My friend is such a dad eater, he doesn't get off rust"
"Did you hear about Tanay? apparently he's a dad eater"
"I would never eat a dad eater, they are disgusting"
"Did you hear about Tanay? apparently he's a dad eater"
"I would never eat a dad eater, they are disgusting"
by uwuvik February 20, 2023
Get the dad eatermug. by FCC rcbdro March 5, 2020
Get the Ken’s dadmug.