Drewing machine

The act of beating your dick behind a vending machine.

I couldn’t find a place to cum in school, so I pulled a drewing machine.

by EnergyDrinkConnoisseur March 25, 2025

drewski

A hot blonde male usually from canada 5'7 monsterus pp

Girl: oh drewski ur making me wet

by daddyartem May 7, 2025

Drewhorrheaurethritis

Drewhorrheaurethritis would imply an inflammatory condition of the urethra characterized by a diarrhea-like discharge—through the penis—with “Drew” acting as a coined or eponymous prefix.

OMG… Drew called me and he pooping out of his penis! Turns out he has the first case in medical history called “Drewhorrheaurethritis”.

by SKULLYARD June 19, 2025

Drewsday

/ˈdro͞ozˌdā/
noun
Plural: Drewsdays

A weekday (most commonly Thursday) when Drew and Lisa swear they’re “only going for one pint” at Exmouth Market — because “we work from home tomorrow” — but that one pint inevitably turns into three, dinner, negronis, and a questionable decision involving tequila.

I told myself I’d be in bed by 10, but then it turned into a full-on Drewsday.

by Somebobbyiusedto July 14, 2025

Drewsday

/ˈdro͞ozˌdā/
noun
Plural: Drewsdays

A covert operation initiated by a single message — usually the cryptic codeword “Mikkeller”. Sent without context. Understood instantly. What follows is not communicated, only experienced.

She ghosted my Friday meeting again — must’ve been a heavy Drewsday.

by Somebobbyiusedto July 14, 2025

Drewsday

A seemingly innocent Thursday that spirals (beautifully) into a karaoke bar where one ends up passionately singing a Chinese song none of the locals requested, but everyone secretly enjoyed.

Careful, it’s Thursday… and you know what that means — Drewsday might be lurking.

by Somebobbyiusedto July 14, 2025

Drewboo

Gooney
Redirect into own net
Rocket league shitter
Whiff
Eric Anderson
Big daddy Cade
Neon Losers
Suckin on that Ohtani dick
Hard R
Droopy
Drew boo

Faggatron
Balls
80 poo

Drewboo ughhhhhhhhh 😩

by anonymous November 10, 2025