crimson donut

a bloody vagina and/or menstrual period

I hope my girlfriend gets her crimson donut soon. She has the worst PMS ever.

I'm going to f**k you until you have a crimson donut.

I got my crimson donut, I'm not pregnant!!!

by hell c. February 2, 2009

Spikey donut

When given a blowjob the female uses her teeth in a way resembling a donut with spikes

"dude this chick has the perfect face for a spikey donut"

by x-lan May 2, 2009

plastic donut

Store-bought cake donuts, sometimes chocolate but usually yellow cake coated in chocolate. Their highly-processed nature is evident by taste. These donuts are called plastic due to the hard coating (instead of a traditional frosting) and artificial ingredients.

Can you go to the corner bodega and pick up a box of those Entenmann's plastic donuts?

by adambox February 20, 2010

Sprinkle donut

Verb-the act of going into the sea and then rolling in the sand creating the apperance of sprinkles on their body-usually performed at parties and other HIGH-larious events that take place on a beach

'I dare you to sprinkle donut naked on the beach'
'Hell no bitch, I don't want sand up my butt'

by dannybazooka September 7, 2013

donkey donut

The butthole of a Donkey

"Do I really have to touch the donkey donut?"
"Only if you want to be a real veterinarian."

by TorchTaylor21 March 9, 2014

Hurtz Donut

Bloodless castrator band. Used on cattle, sheep, goats, dogs and rural rapists.

Better put two hurtz donuts on that bull calf, he's a big 'n, one might break and he won't let you try again.

by RevBroG January 30, 2016

Jamaican donut

A black girls pussy

That girl must have an amazing Jamaican donut!

by Hotgirl March 10, 2016