j'd in my p's

A shortening of the ever-popular catch phrase "I jizzed in my pants."

Korean #1: Hey I heard StarCraft 2 is coming out in late 2009.
Korean #2: Yeah, when Blizzard announced that, I j'd in my p's.

by mastashih April 3, 2009

S.T.F.U.Y.D.W.

meaning: shut the fuck up you dirty whore

on instant messenger
bob: sally you have the nicest ass in the world
sally: S.T.F.U.Y.D.W.

by waazzaabaaa January 26, 2006

She's been Tango'd

When a girl applies fake tan and then appears unnaturally orange. Often seen to be slappers/slags etc.

"cor fred - she's been tango'd"

by Inthesilence January 28, 2007

S.I.T.F.D.

Shut it the fuck down

A Code name for when we get tired of doing our job and we need a break we use the term S.I.T.F.D.

by Ticman October 12, 2011

whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt't're'ing'able'ric'ive'al'nt'ne'm'll'ble'al

The most superior version of "whom"

Manager: Whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt't're'ing'able'ric'ive'al'nt'ne'm'll'ble'al took my pen? Employees:What?

by Bozsome July 26, 2020

i.l.y.s.f.m.b.i.d.k.h.t.t.y.b.i.k.y.d.l.m.b.

It means I like/love you so fucking/freaking much but I don't know how to tell you because I know you don't like/love me back

i.l.y.s.f.m.b.i.d.k.h.t.t.y.b.i.k.y.d.l.m.b.

by DallasDeDefiner November 18, 2020

i.l.y.s.m.b.i.k.h.t.t.y.b.i.k.y.d.l.m.b

i love you so much but i don't know how to thank you but i know you don't love me back

me: i.l.y.s.m.b.i.k.h.t.t.y.b.i.k.y.d.l.m.b
my ex: what?
me: i love you so much but i don't know how to thank you but i know you don't love me back

my ex: ...

by YEET SIS October 20, 2020