A complete redneck who doesn't do cowboy stuff but still does stuff in the mud and dirt and goes boating. And smokes a marlboro cigarette for a different reason.
by DoomShade July 17, 2024

A most fearless and whimsical fellow, with a penchant for making tigers purr using his playful wiles.
by raspberrytigerrawr May 5, 2022

if you want to be more effective in the drug wars, listen to Marshall Zhukov and kill not only the cocaine cowboy but also all people in the United States who produce and/or distribute the drugs, but don't consume said drugs themselves.
by Sexydimma December 31, 2016

Cheese eaten by real Cowboys. It is creamy and delicious, however some Cowboys like it only on Wednesdays.
by bellagay May 16, 2018

A drug trafficker who illegally stores and traffics crack cocaine from one location to another, like a Cowboy who herds cattle. Hence the name, Cocaine cowboy.
"Before his incarceration, Jimmy was a Cocaine cowboy who shipped crack from Columbia to the south coast US.
by Psssuuuuu December 14, 2022

by bruhhurb December 3, 2020

Damn that cowboy crotch reminded me of my favorite Disney movie Dumbo. That shit was rode hard n put away wet.
by Dr. D000m June 17, 2012
