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National Cooked Day

On this day your absolutely cooked
Person 1 - Have you heard of what day it is?

Person 2 - Yeah it's national cooked day

Person 1 - I hope Ben and smolbean survive 🙏
by TheOneAndOnlyBen April 23, 2024
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your potato is fully cooked

Slang: for when someone has ended up in a tricky situation.
Your rent is due and you just bet 5000 Dollars on dog races?!?! YOUR POTATO IS FULLY COOKED!
by Dunn96 November 28, 2021
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Cooking the Kitty

Feminine or neutral term originated in the south US, in Florida: Referring to anything/anyone extremely arousing. May be sexual arousal or any intense biological reactions to external stimuli.
“You’re so hot, you’re cookin’ the kitty!”

“Anne Roquelaure erotica was written in the 70’s, but it’s still so hot it cooks my kitty!”

Adversely, “Freezing the kitty” or “Cooling the cat”. This phrase is used adversely to “Cooking the kitty”. Any noun or verb that has arousal of negative reactions.

“Women in my book-club think, “50 Shades of Grey“ is so hot, but it’s a dumb manual on how not to do kink. It freezes my kitty so hard it would take a blowtorch to warm it back up,”.
by SoFlorida June 4, 2021
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im cooked syndrome

when you try studying for an exam but you know you're cooked, so you end up sitting there just looking at your book without even doing any studying (you have sat there for the last 8 hours straight and done no actual work)

(its over for you)
did you study for the finals tomorrow?
i tried but got the im cooked syndrome
damn bro you're cooked
by protein bor May 26, 2024
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Cooked goose

Anything going into a bottom is of the appropriate temperature (107 degrees)
Craig was a true gentleman. He gave me three litres of cooked goose and I was eternally grateful.
by Smartass Mike July 25, 2012
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Josh Cook

Thrifts harder than than a Mike Tyson punch!
-"You see Josh Cook today??"

-"Yeah, he was cleaning up at the racks."
by ThriftyMcThrifty November 23, 2021
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cook sesh

by Babyjess July 19, 2016
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