Cock Festival

Usually occurring at house parties, a situation in which there exists a huge imbalance between males and females. In which there are 10x more single males at the party looking to get laid then there are available females. A cock festival can also be declared when there are loads of females but they either have b/f's or are Christian nut jobs..in which either cause you're not getting laid.

We went to the house party, but it turns out it was just a gigantic cock festival so we went home.

by Kevomanw3443 December 18, 2007

cock botherer

Flirtatious gay man; term of insult aimed at a heterosexual man with tinted hair highlights (see also 'tinted twat').

Craig, what have you done with your hair? You look like a cock botherer.

by Nick T W January 1, 2008

cock-o-copter

(v) The act of gripping the base of one's flaccid penis and twirling it around (mimicking the whirling motion of a helicopter blade) when jumping from a tall structure; usu. in an attempt to slow one's descent.

The cock-o-copter is thought to have been invented by Scotsmen in the early 1400's, as an effective method of flying/gliding when combined with the parachute-like properties of their kilts. The overall goal is an effect much like that achieved by modern-day airships (blimps).

Did you see how good Jon's cock-o-copter was off of that bridge? He almost levitated!

by porschedriver37 April 15, 2009

COCK NOG

A holiday cum shot given any time between Thanksgiving and New Years.

Amie gave me a great blow job in the copy room during the company holiday party. I gave her a mouth full of cock nog.

by twotone December 11, 2009

cock for cash

Someone who will only perform sex acts on another man if they are getting payed enough money. A policy many porn stars follow.

dave had to do cock for cash, for £500 it was worth it

by Dictionroy January 28, 2010

cock work

the relative ability of a person to satisfyingly perform sexually for a man.

She does such good cock work, she had me cumming in thirty seconds.

by burtoni February 26, 2011

Cock n Ball Stew

What the water is called in a hot tub when a bunch of men are sharing it without women.

I was sitting with all my guy friends in a hot tub and realized I was basically sitting in cock n ball stew.

by Devereux League October 7, 2011