coffaine

A mixture of Coffee and Cocaine.

Dude 1: Hey man I feel really tired.

Dude 2: Try some Coffaine!

by DarkThunder December 14, 2015

coffee bagging

Tea bagging for those who like coffee

I would tea bag you but i prefer coffee bagging

by josh hodges August 22, 2016

coffee

a warm, delicious alternative to hating everyone forever.

Way too much coffee. But if it weren't for the coffee, I'd have no identifiable personality whatsoever.

by bloodypixy December 6, 2017

Coffee Cup

Bullshit

That class was a load of Coffee Cup

by CoffeeCup22 January 19, 2018

Coffin varnish

Alcohol, especially moonshine

He gave me some of that homemade coffin varnish he drinks. I couldn’t. I had to spit it out into the sink.

by Dawn Chorus May 4, 2020

Coffeemate

Noun. A cutsey, nonbinary term for a significant other who is obsessed with coffee and dislikes the term date mate and is too soon for the term partner.

Hello, this is my coffeemate, (name).

by VictorySea January 25, 2021

Stripper Coffee

A drive up espresso stand where the baristas are scantily clad. This is usually bikinis, lingerie, or pasties. The best ones will flash to varying degrees for a proper tip.

My $20 latte from Stripper Coffee was ok, but her titties were sweet.

by dale 2010 December 14, 2009