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Chuck E Cheeses

A magical playland where a pedophile in a mouse costume watches children play and gives them fake money in the form of tickets. A place where losing in skeeball or not getting a 10,000 ticket prize results in children crying out of sheer depression. A place where workers couldn't give less of a shit who does what. A place where little childrens birthday parties are held and a giant animatronic mouse often malfunctions causing little Sally to act like a broken twig bitch. Diseases.
Sally stop crying in Chuck E Cheeses the mouse isn't real it's a robot, beyotch!
by cali-penguin January 12, 2015
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its abit chuck out your chintz

your taste in household decor is old fationed and dated
by ovation May 17, 2008
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good luck chuck

a shitty movie starring shitty actors Jessica Alba and Dane Cook
Marvin: Man, Jessica Alba is hot but that Good Luck Chuck movie was one putrid, steaming pile of donkey pheces.. someone really dropped the ball on that shitfest, god damnit
Wallace: yeah eh
by stanley mcpatterson November 24, 2007
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chuck taylors

overpriced shoes that have your feet hurting if you do much of anything in them, break down quickly, also they have a nice bonus of making you look like a douche, esp if black high tops.
"That metric concert had the largest concentration of chuck taylors, and assholes, that i've seen in my life"
by Chuck D June 18, 2006
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Chuck

A man or woman, who frequently changes attitude and persona or any number of other social characteristics when interacting with different groups of friends or family.
"Sam was being such a chuck around Cindy yesterday, he never acts that way around us."
by AndrewPen January 10, 2009
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2 buck chuck

Name given to really really nasty wine that will make you sicker than the mansons with aids. $2+ alcoholic beverage popular with teeny boppers and homeless bums. Now the nasty liquid has evolved into goon (same crappy cheap wine just in a foil bag with a tap)that you can buy for $6.00 for 5 litres. The bag can be inflated when empty to used as a pillow coz face it, if goon is the only shit you can afford to drink then you obviously dont have a bed. You will the pillow to lie down on after you burn all your energy projectiling pizza and goon at high
velocities from you mouth. This liquid is rumoured to be the residue collected from Satan Himself's armpit.
The 2 buck chuck story:
"Damn friday night, nowhere to crash, no money and i feel like getting drunk"
* Reaches into the innermost depths of pockets and produces lint covered shrapnel*
* Combs street and gutters for stray loose change*
*Slams fistfull of sweaty, grimey coins onto the counter of the local Bottle-o*
"Gimme sum of that crap red stuff in the bag in the box"
*1hr later barfing down the slide of the local playground
by ohwefoh October 5, 2006
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Chuck

The only part of Chuck Norris' name you can say aloud before he roundhouse kicks your ass back to the Stone Age.
Innocent Bystander: Holy crap! It's Chuck N-

Deep-Voiced Announcer: UN-FREAKIN'-BELIEVABLE!!
by YoungVigil75 May 22, 2009
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