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five card charlie

1. When someone has five sexually transmitted diseases at the same time.
(i.e. aids, ghonorea, crabs, syphillis, herpes)
2. When a person who is playing Blackjack is dealt five cards but does not bust.
1. Dude you had better avoid that girl, she's got the five card charlie.
2. I had a five card charlie going but the dealer still got 21.
by T.C. April 14, 2005
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credit card

a) A plastic card that allows you credit from a large company to buy things. This is to given back at the end of each month. Unfortunately, failure to pay results in interest.

b) A piece of hose and a bucket. Those hose is slipped into the fuel tank of a vehicle, and someone sucks out the fuel into the bucket. It is so-called because it is a way of "paying for fuel". A credit card or cash is needed to buy fuel, and here a "credit card" is the method.
a) cut up your credit cards and lock up your daughters.


b) here's a "credit card", but some fuel from the owner of that Ford.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004
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card face

A word used to describe someone who is overly obessed with trading cards.
My brother is a card face. He buys new Yu-gi-oh cards every weekend. He wastes a lot of money to get more cards he already has.
by Andy May 13, 2005
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Q Card

After you give away your v-card, you give away your q-card. Stands for 'quality' Each time you give it away it just gets more and more valuable......or less.
John: I just got my q card back from Leslie, make that a 10 baby!

Mike: Where's your v-card?

John: Lost it when I was 14 asshole.
by JZee! June 22, 2010
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R Card

The card you get when a relationship becomes facebook official, AKA biggest mistake ever
I was hooking up with this girl and all she wants is my R Card, fuck that bro
by novamanpv November 9, 2011
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Reverse Card

The ultimate comeback to a “no u” must only be used in a desperate situation
Mr.Krabs: spongebob ur mum gae
Spongebob: no u
Mr.Krabs: Reverse card
Sponge bob: *got rekt*
by A human probably April 16, 2019
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GOV TRAVEL CARD

A way to fuck over all Military Personnel, and get them into some deep shit with their credit, and to have chiefs all up in that ass.
FUCK, I owe the GOVERNMENT my sole, cause of that fucking GOV TRavel CARD, now i need a second and a third job.
by SK3 Burks April 30, 2006
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