Bad Candy

When you are under the influence and you buy candy that is usually bad, but since you aren't sober it tastes great.

Yo Josh, what'd you just buy?

I got me some bad candy?

You're not sober!

HELL YEAH I'M NOT!

by jon ron August 22, 2011

Candy

A mixed assortment of rubbers,birth control pills and other contraceptives,jackoff sleeves,LSD,ecstasy,magic mushrooms and marijuana ect. that a band and/or musician toss out to the audiance as a reward for coming.

What kind of candy did you get?

by Judge dredd7 July 23, 2011

candy slut

A sweet innocent girl on the streets, but a slut in the sheets

That girl is a complete candy slut.

by geek senpai September 18, 2016

easter candy

A large female stuffed into clothes that are far too small.

Ted: Man, that sure is some nasty easter candy.
Bill: I know, marshmallow peeps are disgusting.
Ted: Not those, I mean that fatty in the tank top over there.

by Station April 28, 2004

Cotton Candying

When you wear pink and blue camo at the same time in Rainbow Six Vegas and/or Rainbow Six Vegas 2.

Dude! Lets start Cotton Candying our guys and then we will start a Terrorist Hunt!

by HondaKiller2TGR June 18, 2008

Rock candy

Crack cocaine

I got a sweet tooth for that hard rock candy. Makes me horny af yo.

by Glassdick August 6, 2018

Candy Chicken

Candy Chicken is chicken that is candy.It's usually eaten off a stick.

That was some damn good candy chicken.

by Ivanka March 22, 2005