Jew Cake

Refers to the holocaust in which the nazis put the jews in their easy bake ovens, hence Jew Cake.

"Man, this tastes totally like a jew cake it has that kind of tangy hint of discrimination and mass murder. now i feel bad."

by Toastpatrol May 16, 2009

cake-eater

Rich people. Especially those who go out of their way to show off their wealth.

I drove by the country club yesterday, and all the cake-eaters were lined up to play 18.

by nybor April 9, 2006

nub cake

a wordnub/word. in fact, its a very big nub. one greater than all other nubs. his stupidity should be feared.

1. man, only nub cakes hit parked cars....while walking.
2. oh, ok nub cake. way to go. i told you to keep it in your pants.

by raging nub cake January 8, 2003

Eat Cake

To do what you will.

That's literally all it means, in an "urban" manner. To indulge in any manner of (usually rebellious or hedonistic) activity is to 'eat cake'. Thank Marie Antoinette, or some reasonable facsimile which has been lost to history, although she meant literal cake, the phrase has gained meaning since the dipshit didn't leave a record of what she actually meant.

Let them eat cake.
You're gonna eat cake (sarc).

by Shameless Empire May 28, 2019

cake

Sweat pastry that has the power to bring people together

John: "Hey, today's Bill's birthday."
Bob: "Eh I hate that guy."
John: "There's cake in the break room."
Bob: "I should probably stop by and say hello.

by martyre April 16, 2007

cake walk

Situation when no toilet paper (or suitable substitute) is left in or close to the bathroom, resulting in having to walk elsewhere where a wiping material is available. Said walk is known as a "cake walk", as material becomes caked between the butt cheeks.

Oh, dude.. I hid all the toilet paper downstairs, forcing Pete to do a cake walk!

by NHMatt November 22, 2011

grundle cake

A cake that can be formed with a handful of fromunda cheese, grundle juice (sweat), and hair. In serving this, one might ask if they would care for a scoop of grundle cake. A true delight it is!

Dude, those cookies taste like shit, want some grundle cake?

by Jack Meoff February 3, 2005