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cutting back

going over spray painted lines with the background colour to define them/make them neater/make them skinnier.
that throwup was lookin whack til i started cutting back...now it's nice and tight - fancy a drink?
by some random bloke September 29, 2005
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pushing cotton

dry-humping cotton panties into a girl when you're a teenager.
"I was pushing cotton so hard I came in my pants."
by ksuemil June 21, 2020
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Touchin' Cotton

Touchin' Cotton is when one is using every muscle in their buttocks to hold in their poop--yet no matter how hard they try it keeps poking out of their butthole making contact with their boxers/white tighties/thong/granny panties etc. Touchin' Cotton is one of the causes of skid marks.

It's a highly uncomfortable feeling, which in turn causes abnormal behavior. When Touchin' Cotton people tend to speak faster in conversations, exceed speed limits by 15-30 MPH, sweat uncontrollably and fidget in their seats as a result of the forced tightening of their anus.

Nearly 100% of U.S. Americans will find themselves Touchin' Cotton during the course of their lives.

Touchin' Cotton usually occurs:
1) Around 1-3 hours after waking up
2) Before a stressful event
3) Right after a Mexican dinner
4) Right before bedtime

Generally, when one is TCin' it, they can make it to a restroom before disaster strikes. The excrement is painful, but not explosive. A Touchin Cotton poop is generally long, cylinder in shape, and brown. It takes an average number of wipes to clean up. Unlike explosive diarrhea, when one is TCin' it, they can control the poops exit for a good while; however, within an hour they MUST find a bathroom or skid marks will become the least of their worries.
"Hey dad, can you pull over at the next McDonalds, I've been Touchin' Cotton for the past 30 minutes."

"OMG Bekah, I need to leave class. I'm totally TCin' right now."

POLICE OFFICE: Sir, can you tell me why you were going 45 MPH in a 25 MPH residential neighborhood?
DRIVER: Sweating, Frantic Officer, I've been in traffic for the past 2 hours and I HAVE to get home and use the restroom. For God sakes, I've been Touchin' Cotton for the past hour.
by Tim L. Allen February 17, 2008
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Cuttin

Southern slang, to cut somebody off on the road or freeway. usually done while in a slide
Man you need to start cuttin these fools or we'll be late to tha game.
by Tha Reel Milk Dud October 2, 2006
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Cutting up

Hey derek what do u want for ur cutting up ?
by _evanss September 13, 2020
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cotton traders

A person who wears Rugby shirts to work when should be dressed smartly
Steve : Look out, here comes Cotton Traders Vale

Pete : I wear better clothes than that when I'm knuckle sludging
by SkuttleFucker September 14, 2008
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Cotton Strudel

also known as the Master Assploder; rapes anything in sight including covenant, beautiful women, and Jews, feared by all the above for his amazingly badass monster cock
"Dude, did you see that cotton strudel guy."
"yeah he raped my ass with a br and teabaged the hell outta my sister"
"holy shit! you better stay away from that guy. he will tear your ass up"
by cottonstrudel October 9, 2009
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