Skip to main content

cooked up niggaz

when you drive by some crack addicts on sunset boulevard
Mike: “Damn, did you see those cooked up niggaz we just drove by?”
Samantha: “Nope, I was busy giving you road head.”
Mike: “Yeah you were bitch!!! I didn’t say stop…”
by big papa blizzy November 20, 2023
mugGet the cooked up niggazmug.

I’m cooked

When you are hitting the gym too hard and you realize that everyone and everything around you is praying on your downfall
Damn you see Fern over there? Yesterday he was telling me “I’m cooked”.
by Kanye THE south April 22, 2024
mugGet the I’m cookedmug.

Cooking the books

when a postal employee has little to no mail for a day, yet they stay out past 8 hours anyway.
204b- Whats taking so long today Dave?
Dave- Just out here cooking the books!
by Unknownpostman October 7, 2021
mugGet the Cooking the booksmug.

You know, like Cook

When you’re about to have intercourse but change your mind mid way through and the other person is completely cool about it because they understand the concept of consent
- We were about to do it but I changed my mind and they were ok with it; you know, like Cook

-From skins?
-Yeah, him
by YourStepSister April 2, 2020
mugGet the You know, like Cookmug.

Cook Garcia

Known for saying "Bai" all the time aswell as "Coos"

Hangs out with a faggle named Wesley.

Is a wannabe asian, with a crappy Green Honda.

Have pretty bad ass hair but still wanna be asain >.>
Cook Garcia: I go bai!

Wesley: coos, bai!
by hiddenleaf June 11, 2011
mugGet the Cook Garciamug.

Cooked

when you don't study for a math test you are cooked, meaning it's going to be bad
guy 1: yo man i might be cooked in this math test

guy: 2 we both cooked man
by 29alex06 April 2, 2024
mugGet the Cookedmug.

Houston cook-off

The act two guys penetrating a chick, one orally and one vaginally/anally and spinning her
by MonsterKyle August 12, 2019
mugGet the Houston cook-offmug.

Share this definition