Charity Cookie

1. <Noun> The impossibly difficult to avoid selection of cookies or other pastries found at the cashier of supermarkets and small stores. "Donations" offered for chartity cookies help maligned, misfortuned children or animals and often display a picture of said creatures by the cookies, begging for your patronage or fear suffering damnation or, at least, bad karma.

2. <Noun> a) The uncomfortable responsibility one feels when offering sex in sympathy or support, b) The actual sexual body part dubbed cutely in confectionary delight.

1. "Hey, where did you get that delicious looking cupcake?"

"I bought it and two other charity cookies for the Homeless Chincillas Drive."

2. Although husband and wife were fighting only moments ago, some things she said made her feel bad, so she offered him a charity cookie.

by Krzyzewski99 January 5, 2012

sour cookie

When a whole bunch of guys jerk off onto a cookie and the last one to get off has to eat it

Keil came last so he had to eat the sour cookie

by pinwoodle October 21, 2013

fish cookie

When you fart in your hand and swiftly deliver said fart to the face of your nearest victim for their olfactory delight.

Oh man...he fish cookied me and it smelled like Big Foots dick.

by PurplePotatoe March 6, 2016

Quiffle Cookie

A very rough and non elegant queef ,with a yeast baking smell to follow.

Shane walked into the department and stated: " wow it smells like someone baked a double batch of quiffle cookies".

by Sironius April 2, 2016

lap cookie

Noun; When a person gives someone a lap dance and leaves a poop on their lap.

"Things were amazing until Janet left me a lap cookie."

by Delaneymeno September 8, 2016

meat cookie

A trick cookie that is made of meat so when a Catholic eats it on a Friday during lent they go to hell.

Man, that Bill gave me a meat cookieon Good Friday. I had to say 15 Haily Mary's just to apologize to the Lord. I am not going to hell

by bigdkA July 9, 2016

Diet Coking

The act of waiting for diet soda foam to recede so you can pour more into the cup.

I am just making a sandwich and diet coking over here.

by Kiruna December 31, 2016