Birth Control

See Linux.

by Assholes Inc. September 5, 2003

contard

A contard(conservative retarded) is someone who will support every action unPresident Bush makes. When asked a question about Iraq and WMD's they try to hijack the question and talk about how Saddam Was a bad guy and how he killed his own people. Generally these are the people who are seen with signs "Nuke em all! YEEHAW!!!!!!!!" or "Iran is next" like it's a game or something.

Contard: yeehaw man' george bush shure is a gud president.

Normal Human: You sir, are an idiot.

by The Truth January 17, 2005

fucktard contest

Formally referred to in business as a group of people who participate in a "committee". The "committee" is usually formed by someone who appears to be in charge, but is incapable of making a decision on his own.

Since there is more than one opinion, then we should have a "committee" fucktard contest to make an intelligent decision on the matter. Do I have any other volunteers fucktards who wish to join this "committee"fucktard contest?

Me: I vote that Dick be the head that committee.
Boss: Great idea! Do I have a second?
Chris: Yes, I second that Dick is the perfect candidate for that position on the committee.
Dick: I'll do my best to be the best head of committees that this department has ever seen.

by PeeOn January 5, 2008

Contradiction

Verb - When a person says something, and the person who said it, does the opposite of what he/she said.

"Hey, Lisa, don't eat at McDonalds, its bad for you."
"Kevin, I thought you said not to eat at McDonalds? You said it was bad for you. You're contradicting yourself you know."
(He eats at McDonalds despite telling other people not too.)

"Don't date her, she's not a good influence."
(Then he turns around and dates her, despite what he earlier said.)
"Why would you contradict yourself like that?"

Contradiction

by mufflesnuffle June 9, 2009

scene control

1. To have control of your scene.
2. To take charge of one's environment.
3. When a man is able to exert the proper amount of force, manipulation, coersion, dominance, or persuasion to keep his wife, girlfriend, kids, etc. in line.

1. Pedro's wife won't let him have a girlfield, he needs to get his scene under control.

2. Tommy is in for Vegas this weekend. His girl started to say something - he just looked at her and she shut up. He's got real scene control.

by Horatio Gonzalez August 11, 2005

contrawesome

–adjective

1. That which is void of any awesome.

"Going to the Black Eyed Peas will be contrawesome."

by Mr. Fingers December 3, 2009

controversy

Fox News ayyyyyyyyyy

Did you hear about all of the controversy that article caused?

by Lerky_ March 17, 2017