clapperponce

Poncy Slapper from Clapham, subject may describe their neighbourhood of residence as "Claam"

She is a stupid clapperponce.

by Brum Chick November 14, 2010

clapclogging

Jerking a guy off while fisting him in the ass.

As opposed to klingklonging which is performed on a female.

Also referred to as fistfapping.

My priest caught me clapclogging and asked if we needed another fist.

by MisterPhister May 4, 2014

Clapplebaby

A baby conceived after a night of revelry at a Club Applebee's.

Carl, I'm krunked out on Coors, can we copulate & conceive a Clapplebaby?

by Cdubs75 September 5, 2014

Clapation

Used as a gauge of audience member approval or disapproval for certain questions or topics asked on a talk show.

Wendy Williams asked her co-host audience by clapation to decide whether or not this couple should stay married. clappation

by BooBoo2268 May 16, 2015

Clapiture

The scientific measurement of vibration caused by a young lady's butt cheeks high fiving each other as she walks while wearing a sundress.

My word... That sundress she is wearing has significantly raised the level of clapiture she normal displays.

by Llennodc April 21, 2017

Clapportunity

The opportunity to destroy someone in all aspects.

This is a Clapportunity of a lifetime.

by Degrees June 10, 2018

Clapski

Another word for doing the dirty or having sex. Can be subtly described by the clapping emoji, followed by the skiing one. 👏🏼⛷, as such. Originated in Montreal, “to clapski” is now a common phrase used around the globe.

Wanna clapski?

by Charwhat? Charlit February 24, 2019