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West Philly Christmas

Occurs in late spring when college students at Penn and Drexel leave unwanted furniture, appliances, etc. on the street after moving out for the summer. Once the students leave, West Philly residents come in and "shop" for new stuff.
Dude, are you going to put your couch in storage over the summer?

Nah, I'm just gonna leave it on the curb for West Philly Christmas.
by LittleHouse0nThe January 17, 2012
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A phrase said by Roman, a character that is the embodiment of creativity in the YouTube series Sanders Sides, it is used to express woe and sadness. It was first used in the sanders sides video “12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS” and is typically a joke among fans of the series
Person one: my grandmother just ate all my crofters jam™️

Person two: well you know what they say, there’s no winning on Christmas
by nomyweaknerdarms June 7, 2021
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It's not even Thanksgiving yet, quit playing Christmas music.

I went to wal mart. Wal mart is playing christmas music. It is November 10th. It's not even Thanksgiving yet, quit playing Christmas music.
by OmegaRook November 11, 2011
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Critter Christmas

How Satinist woodland-critters celebrate Christmas, but they also try to attempt to give birth to the Anti-christ.
Only a mountain lion can stop a Critter Christmas.
by Roujine The Hedgehog December 31, 2004
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And that's how I saved Christmas

A great phrase to put at the end of a sentence to confuse people or make your story completely surreal, along the lines of adding "And that's how babies are made."
"So I was going down the street to buy some chocolate, when some jerk almost ran me over in his piece of shit truck, so I pulled him out and punched his eyes right out of his fuckin' head...and that's how I saved Christmas."
by UltimaWepn January 2, 2005
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It'll be over by Christmas

A very common saying used by Generals in both World Wars. Every time they came up with a big plan, it was designed to end the war by Christmas and bring the boys home. Of course we all know that never happened. It was used so often that it became a joke.
Field Marshall Montgomery "Market Garden will be so successful it'll be over by Christmas". In reality, it went for more than another year. Good job Monty.
by Grim October 8, 2005
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poor kid's christmas

The feeling of euphoria one gets when broke and someone(i.e. parents relatives, friends etc.) let you forage in their fridge and cabinets.

most notable recipients are college kids and kids just graduated and living alone.
kid one:Dude! my mom just gave me a grip of left overs and canned shit.

kid two: Cool, sounds like poor kid's christmas!
by fxckface February 16, 2008
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