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Brian

A person who strongly disagrees with the College Football selection committee. He will argue all day long that FSU should be in the Top 4. Wears square toed boots and sleeps a lot. Also he is very controlling during Christmas time and may tell you where and where you can’t hang with Christmas Star.
Brian you should know that FSU has a garbage offense and could never contend with teams such as Alabama or Texas…
by SabanItSo23 December 3, 2023
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Brian Cancer

A type of cancer that one develops after coming into contact with or consuming any sort of media at all related to felon and American musician Marilyn Manson. It usually makes the victim retarded.
"Yo dude what happened to your hair?"

Billy Corgan: "I developed Brian cancer after performing with Marilyn Manson in 1997 and all my brain cells fell out along with my hair."
by TheCorgsterWilliam October 29, 2021
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Brian santos

The art of not shaving you’re stubble and claiming that you shave daily
Bro you’re literally Brian santosing right now
by Fartsmickle84 November 17, 2023
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Brian Parson

Often known as "the goat" or "babygirl parson <3", Brian Parson is best known for bullying you into a bully pulpit and giving you 5's on the AP United States Government and Politics Exam. In comparison with Mr. Leuders, Parson is ass
The most babygirl baby to ever girl. He makes me want to do despicable things to my refrigerator.
I LOVE BABYGIRL BRIAN PARSON! HES SO BABYGIRLL.
by straight pisces March 20, 2024
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Brian

A not so tall yet, incredibly handsome young stud. Any girl would be the most blessed woman on earth if she was given the chance to marry Brian.
My life sucked until I met a Brian.

Brian is the kind of man I want for my daughter.

Good looks will now be rated based on a “One to Brian” scale.
by Brian9696 December 28, 2020
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Brian DePaul

Did you see ztuck and brian depaul taking yibs outside docs class.
by bxv luv May 30, 2018
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brian

a spanish boy with beautiful hair. braces and cute chubby cheeks. he’s the best looking boy in any school with the name brian. he’s adorable and loyal. he’s also a fuckboy, but you’ll fall in love anyways. he treats girls right but if he doesn’t use you, you’re special.
her: omg that’s my ex brian, i still have feelings for him.
them: .....
by i’m a mess lol July 5, 2019
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