Cyclops Bread

Toast with an egg in the middle

I thought we were getting pancakes, but all we ended up getting was some Cyclops Bread.

by Stellasleepsonheads December 15, 2009

head bread

The moner received from giving a blowjob.

Damn! I got some head bread from him last night because i give the best blowjobs.

by biante December 17, 2010

Bread on the door frame

An idiom one can use in occurrences of failed penetration. The bread being a penis and the door frame being a vagina (or anus).

A: "So how was your date with John?"
B: "Bread on the door frame..."
A: "Aww shit"

C: "So, are you feeling anything?"
D: "Nope, seems like there's bread on the door frame."

by F.Flobius February 19, 2015

buttered bread

The cum left on an ass after anal sex because the butt is sometimes called bun as in bread bun and the cum represents butter

Man ! She got a lot of buttered bread down there

by Killaalex December 18, 2015

belgium bread basket

When one person gets on their hands and knees and brings their ass to one person well that person spreads open the anus and pulls out whatever they can find inside and eat it also they have sex with whatever they could find inside as well

the monkeys and they were having a Belgium bread basket

by ....7778br4xxus March 12, 2017

Liquid Bread

Derogatory term for any type of beer: larger, ale, stout, IPA etc. Normally used in a condescending manner by those who consider themselves superior owing to their choice of non-beer beverage.

"I can't believe you're still drinking that liquid bread", sniffed the divine Ms Russell haughtily as she arsed another half pint of Pinot Grigio. "Don't you know that beer is full of calories whereas my wine makes me fantastically interesting and intelligent? For instance, I'm able to constructively critique quantum physics theorem or suggest complex improvements to Apple operating systems."

by mackyaj October 13, 2018

Banana Bread

To banana bread something is to throw an object incredibly fast and hard.

Person 1: Dude, I'm gonna banana bread this football into my ex's car windshield.

Person 2: Good luck with that, man.

by Youmu November 3, 2019