Nappy brain

When your brains all funky.

You got a right nappy brain

by Hacker #14 June 19, 2018

Tattoo Brain

The utter lack of any brain power or ability to think straight after a long tattoo.

After being tattooed, Jane was unable to count her cash due to a case of tattoo brain.

by Inkybynature October 13, 2018

Rock brain

When you brain is as useful as a rock.

Man, after hitting that blunt I got mad rock brain.

by Gwilz November 5, 2018

binge brain

When your brain becomes mush in the middle of a streaming binge.

I suffered from binge brain after six straight episodes of “Russian Doll”

by MA Delerium March 2, 2019

Shogoth brained cuthulu spawn

A really good substitute swear word

Person 1: yo mama fat
Person 2: go away you shogoth brained cuthulu spawn

by I behind you March 17, 2019

tomato brain

The mindset you have when you’re talking to your crush and you forget how to function like a normal human being

“Yeah so when I was talking to him, my tomato brain activated and I cackled at his joke”

“Damn that’s rough”

by DumbBitch2.0 April 5, 2019

Big brain meme club

A club of intellectuals exchanging memes during the course of their lunch ( the best lunch which can be eaten at a big brain meme club is a chicken,bacon and mayonnaise wrap.)

Person 1: hey are you going to big brain meme club tomorrow

Person 2: yeah I here it’s the best!

by Izombie and doctor who fan October 4, 2019