"when someone blows your pipes"
on April 24th John and Jane were in the shower the water starting to get whiter saltier and John was gone! he was on the roof near pipes with pants off putting his semen into the shower so horny Jane can fall on the floor of the shower 3 years past the house is sold to a gay couple Timmy and Jamie they also went to the bath in the bubble bath Jamie saw Timmys cock reflecting.Jamie put his face near and the cock came out and sprayed with cum what fun fun!.Next day the house was sold the bathtub had penis eating gay rats then 2 siblings fucked in the bathtub the parents joined in the grandpa licked his lips as he saw his naked gaychildren masturbating in the masturbation challenge at 3am grandpa Henry railed the whole family and raped the 2 females and molested the 1 male the end.The fucking family was buried in the cummed bathtub with zachacrys penis cut off THE END.
on April 24th John and Jane were in the shower the water starting to get whiter saltier and John was gone! he was on the roof near pipes with pants off putting his semen into the shower so horny Jane can fall on the floor of the shower 3 years past the house is sold to a gay couple Timmy and Jamie they also went to the bath in the bubble bath Jamie saw Timmys cock reflecting.Jamie put his face near and the cock came out and sprayed with cum what fun fun!.Next day the house was sold the bathtub had penis eating gay rats then 2 siblings fucked in the bathtub the parents joined in the grandpa licked his lips as he saw his naked gaychildren masturbating in the masturbation challenge at 3am grandpa Henry railed the whole family and raped the 2 females and molested the 1 male the end.The fucking family was buried in the cummed bathtub with zachacrys penis cut off THE END.
by ragnarökgays January 13, 2023
That nerdy bitch Krista in the office gave me a beaver blowjob last night and my knobgoblin is covered in scabs.
by Taste the ROE July 30, 2022
Ingesting so many calories that you’re physically in a state of mind where the mere thought of moving exhausts you.
Man, I was ready for the pub crawl at St. Paddy’s, but I got a Dementor’s blowjob from Nando’s. I hate my life.
by ItzKris March 17, 2023
a sexual act in which a woman dresses in a T-rex costume and places herself on the spinning blades of a helicopter. the helicopter then does a flip dive so that the woman is upside down and she can insert the mans penis into her mouth as she spins
by Big Dick Uncle Joe November 01, 2022
The 12th of April every man that knows a girl should get a blowjob at least once on this remarkable day.
If you know more than one girl you can choose one of them that will give you a comfy blowjob
If you know more than one girl you can choose one of them that will give you a comfy blowjob
by Lanco April 10, 2019
Support your man for everything she has done for you on National Blow Job day occurs on June 25th. You give your man a nice blowjob with much love.
by Polo.boi June 26, 2020
May 3rd Is the “national blowjob day”. In the beloved memory of blowjob in charge. People from all over the world get in queue for a blowjob
Hey it’s 3rd May ,National blowjob day, let’s head over for a blowjob from the blowjob in charge before the queue gets too long
by job in charge day May 03, 2024