internet

It's a series of tubes.

They want to deliver vast amounts of information over the internet. And again, the internet is not something you just dump something on. It's not a truck.

It's a series of tubes.

And if you don't understand those tubes can be filled and if they are filled, when you put your message in, it gets in line and its going to be delayed by anyone that puts into that tube enormous amounts of material, enormous amounts of material.

by bkdouble September 30, 2006

Internet Explorer

The dumbest browser on Planet Earth that only n00bs use. It has amazing features like free viruses, automatic spyware downloads, and big security holes.

1. What browser do you use?
2. Internet Explorer
1. <jawdrop>

by Racecar56 April 9, 2009

The Internet Methadone Program

Being addicted to a website (in this case urbandictionary.com) is as strong and unhealhty as being on heroin. Therefore the Internet junkie must seek out the Methadone (in this case bluelight.nu) to rehabilitate his heroin addiction. Usually it results in the user transferring his fix from heroin (urbandictionary) to Methadone (bluelight) and then he is hooked again.

Dont use the internet.

by Diego December 11, 2003

minternet

Muslim-internet. Kind of like muslim twitter, except not.

Abdul: yo does Ramadan start on the fourth or the fifth
Zane: idk bro check the minternet

by savvysav29 April 6, 2019

how are your internets

A phrase that comprises a filler introductory question for a friend on the internet and net speak. It is often used with "hay thar" or another appropriate greeting. Synonymous with "how are you doing?" IRL.

hay thar it's been forever how are your internets this evening?

by Flizzo My Nizzo November 10, 2008

Internet

The greatest source of PORN :) ever! unless you have like AOL or NetZero or something like that, that takes 2 hours just for a game to finish loading... then you hate to even think about getting on the net.

Woa look at that hot chick!!! Ima watch this video!!

(30 minutes later)

Gosh Dammit only 1 min. has loaded! you have got to be kidding me!! UGH this stupid slow Internet!!!

by Poker Face Face May 29, 2009

internet tv

A new form of television that is way better and way more up to date than standard television. Instead of paying $100 for a cable package for nothing that is worth watching, try paying 49.99 a month for some high speed local broadband and you will get worth the money. Probably will replace standard cable and will be part of our TV's. You will get any show out there...you can watch Beavis and Butthead at 2 in the morning. Most of it's free and you don't have to pay premium service for quality porn.

I am watching Spongebob at 4 am with my new awesome internet TV.

by Kyle 230 February 10, 2010