Beer Clock

You tell time by the amount of beers consumed. Everyone has a different "schedule".

"Hey. What time is it?" Joe asked groggily.

"Umm..." Max peered at the number of empty beer bottles in front of him. "I'd say about 2:30 AM."

"Whoa! How do you know?" Joe asked with wide eyes.

"Beer clock." Max replied knowingly, then promptly fell asleep.

by elsbethromeo September 13, 2009

M-Beers

Beers that are opened, sipped, and immediately placed down. However, this process is repeated throughout the whole night by the same individual. As a result, the beers are found the next morning as a complete and utter waste.

After the party last night, I found all of M-Beers lying around. Yet he still denied that they were his.

by Ti Fi 33 April 7, 2010

beer pouch

a smaller and more "cute" lil beer belly
most commonly on girls
starts a lil above the belly button and stops right where your jeans start
DOES NOT STICK OUT PAST YOUR BOOBS!
if it does its a beer belly lol

boyfriend: aww u gotta lil stomach goin on there
me: aw what my beer pouch?

by Lil_Nikki1818 February 24, 2010

Beer Wound

The shredding cut just below the thumb one receives from attempting to twist-open a beer that requires a bottle opener. Beer wounds typically occur in direct proportion to how drunk the would-be consumer is.

Gary: Fuck man, what happened to your hand?

Greg: Last night I was so hammered I spent 15 minutes trying to twist-open a Hoegaarden. Turns out you need a bottle opener for those...

Gary: Well, scored yourself a grade A beer wound!

by Flashheart January 14, 2010

Beer-amid

The stack of beer cans that inevitably end up in the shape of a pyramid after/during a long night of drinking. Architecture usually becomes unstable at some point and collapses.

Phil: That asshole knocked over our beer-amid! You realize we've been working on this all night, eh?

by taco_dog November 20, 2009

Beer Slurp

the act of drinking spilled beer off of a bar or table

Jason- Yo, I hear Kyle spilled his beer! PARTY FOUL!
Jimbo- No worries, he can just pull a beer slurp..
Jason- BEER SLURPIN TIME!!

by PARTYSAVER November 20, 2009

Travel Beer

Just a normal beer, but a Travel Beer is one you take with you when you go for a walk somewhere.

Richard: I fancy a beer but i can't wait til we get to the pub | Jess: Take a travel beer then!

by rach91 December 15, 2009