Egotistical musty fuck who deadass has a giant schlong but is still a spoiled dipfuck with a hot mom.
"Man I fucking hate dropping the soap" -noah
"Be careful I heard Christopher River wants to drop a musty load in your surprisingly fatass" -cellmate
"Be careful I heard Christopher River wants to drop a musty load in your surprisingly fatass" -cellmate
by iloveChrisSlander June 12, 2022
Get the Christopher Rivermug. The Qarsherskiyan Cocoa River is a small river in Fayetteville, North Carolina, USA that flows out of Evans Lake and down the 180 feet cliffs and bottomlands into the Cape Fear River. It passes through a culvert under some train tracks and under a bridge near the Brown Jandura Mountain Bike Trail along the way to the river mouth at it's confluence with the Cape Fear River, near the Cape Fear River Trail.
The Qarsherskiyan Cocoa River has brown sediment in the water which can make it appear as flowing chocolate milk in downstream areas, while upstream it usually runs clear. It's close proximity to Qarsherskiyan Maroon Lake and Qarsherskiyan Maroon Swamp are noteworthy.
by Qarsherskiyan Elizabeth City June 2, 2025
Get the Qarsherskiyan Cocoa Rivermug. Becoming everything you made fun of yesterday. A life where smiling was once an easy thing to do, but becomes more and more difficult as cynicism grows as the end gets closer and closer.
The bubbly girl took the Joan Rivers route through life, and the more she started to practice every double standard she preached against or tried to make fun of when she was younger, the harder and harder it got to respect her the older she got (Not that anybody had ever had much true respect for her, if any).
by The Original Agahnim June 23, 2021
Get the Joan Rivers routemug. River is someone with an abnormally huge cock and is probably the smartest person ever and will without a dought steal your girl and not be gay whilst doing this. Many individuals may think River is gay but it’s quite the opposite he pulls many girls and is ver hot and sexy and probably not he best builder in Minecraft
by Abnormally huge cock November 25, 2021
Get the Rivermug. When you are about to insert your meat stick in either the front or back door and all of a sudden you pre ejaculate in the crevice of your partner crack and now you are in denial. Hence why it’s called D-Nile river! D from your Dick, Nile like the river. Denial because you are ashamed!
by AR13$ November 3, 2022
Get the D-Nile Rivermug. River is an amazing guy and very cool. He has brownish-gold hair, blue eyes, and loves the outdoors and swimming. He really likes baseball and is a good pitcher. He has a younger sister who he is really sweet to. He takes care of his friends and sister. He seems like a player at first, but then when you get to know him you see he's actually really nice and funny and sweet.
"River is the goat."
"River"
"River"
by pseudonymoperson March 28, 2023
Get the Rivermug. by ange February 5, 2005
Get the Pine River Pondmug.