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Poop Bridge

When you forget to wipe after shitting and forms a bridge of shit in between your cheeks, almost like a bridge that can pull at hair.
"Aw man I ran out of toilet paper, now a poop bridge is going to form!"
by ShitEatingBunnyGrin March 20, 2024
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Bridge Dyno

noun
1. The common mans method for applying mechanical and frictional load to a vehicle.
2. A device for measuring mechanical power, especially one that measures the output or driving torque of a rotating machine.
While testing a vehicle, amateur automotive tuners without access to a dyno (or automotive dynamometer) may employ the use of a Bridge Dyno. i.e. Finding a hill or overpass that, when driven, applies a steadily increasing and decreasing load level on the engine. Bridge Dynos on roads with a median make excellent testing grounds as the turn-arounds can be used to repeat test runs in succession under consistent conditions.
by V7P3R March 24, 2024
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Moist bridge collapse

When you recreate the Francis Scott Key Bridge with 2 guys. One guy slaps his penis harshly across another hard penis resting on a table cracking it like a glow stick and then quickly shoving it up his rectum.
Guy 1: i saw the francis scott key bridge collapse this morning it was terrible

Guy 2: yea but it reminded me that you promised me a moist bridge collapse
by Shmeat pounder86 March 26, 2024
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NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE BRIDGE

A term used, usually while gaslighting someone, to make an individual forget about something you just said or did.

The meaning comes from the sudden and random way those words are ordered, the goal is to make someone thinks they just had a nightmare and then destabilize them with the word bridge.

This sentence is most often yelled loudly in someone's face while opening and closing your hands towards them as if splashing water onto them.
"Hey did you just eat my last cookie?"
"What? No, what are you talking about you're imagining things, you ate it. NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE BRIDGE! Let's go get more cookies."
by sherlockholmesishere March 28, 2024
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London bridge

When 2 girls go down on a man while he’s standing and one’s sucking his dick from the front and the others eating his ass and they hold hands between his legs
“Sophie and Mischa came over and totally London bridged me”
by Londonbridger September 29, 2025
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When one is at the end of their wits and decides to do something completely fucking stupid and out of context
I was so cooked in the test i played a G.K. on the bridge for 7 elixir!
What did you do?
I gooned on the test!
by Walter "Flashbang" White November 14, 2025
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Louisiana Bridge Stick

The act of inserting a pool cue into a woman’s anus, after which you begin receiving oral sex from her bent over. Then completing a pool shot using the woman as an extension for the pool cue. (Bonus points for scoring a shot while thrusting your penis into the woman’s mouth creating a resonation that travels thru her to the end of the cue stick”
Remember when Jake sunk the 8 ball with the Louisiana Bridge Stick method?
by Jakewhitessnake November 14, 2025
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