by Broodzakje October 29, 2019
When a girls pus smells so bad that you have to administer whatever menthol lozenge you have direct to the puss.
by Gigantictuba187 September 29, 2018
If your suffocating, just breathe. : It means to stop freaking out while you slowly die and just calm the fuck down and breathe.
by Insert random letters here December 05, 2020
The crazy tweaker woman who came into sprint with ass ketchum breath claiming her phone got lost and hacked by anonymous.
"No don't think about sprint bad breath girl"
"I haven't eaten in 2 days says the sprint bad breath girl"
"I haven't eaten in 2 days says the sprint bad breath girl"
by Hopscotch101 January 24, 2021
German breathing 5th form, Flammenwerfer!!!
by crimson Flammenwerfer March 27, 2022
YOU'RE DOING IT RIGHT NOW, AS YOU READ THIS! It is the action of simply inhaling and exhaling. which you take in oxygen(among other things) and your cells do some shit called cellular respiratory to take that gluten...Wait no, glucose, and make it carbon dioxide, the very thing that will kill us all. Your respiratory system then takes your shitty carbon dioxide and chucks it out of your system, A.K.A. exhaling, because your body knows that carbon dioxide is bad for you, and instead it hates you for paying more attention to your dick than literally any other part of your body. So in response to this, your body, and everyone else's, yeets that carbon dying-oxide into the atmosphere, which is a small contribution to climate change, but still is there. Still haven't taken a breath? Go to Google images and search, "cool images" and then scroll to the bottom, and when you see "Show more?" or "The rest of this may not be what you are searching for. Continue anyway?" and click yes, or whatever button is there for you to continue. Keep doing this until you have to take a breath, no matter how cool or not the images actually are.
Someone: Oh shit, I can't breathe...I'm dying...
Me: If you're talking this much, you are definitely breathing, don't make me tell you how to breathe.
That same someone: How do you-
*gunshot*
Me: How do you breathe? Try it now, it should be easier, since now there's nothing blocking your wind pipe, except a gaping hole. But that should work, right? Cause it just lets more air in, so that should make breathing even easier for you, right?
That same now dead someone: .
Me: Ok. Bye!
Me: If you're talking this much, you are definitely breathing, don't make me tell you how to breathe.
That same someone: How do you-
*gunshot*
Me: How do you breathe? Try it now, it should be easier, since now there's nothing blocking your wind pipe, except a gaping hole. But that should work, right? Cause it just lets more air in, so that should make breathing even easier for you, right?
That same now dead someone: .
Me: Ok. Bye!
by PORGSSSS May 10, 2023
by Imthehamman May 30, 2023