pringle bread

when you place a pringle on top of a piece of bread and eat it.

Jess: hey, what are you eating there?

Hong: oh im eating pringle bread

by hongkykong May 17, 2012

Monkey Bread

when you nut in a black person's hair and u cut the hair off and eat it

cameron: im gonna make some monkey bread my neighbor, care to assist?
nicholas: nononononononoonoonoonon please
*nuts and cuts*
cameron: mmm yes monkey bread

by cameornlma November 9, 2019

The Bread

Someone who is loafin.

Guy 1: Hey why didn't you come over last night?

Guy 2: Sorry man, my mom was being the bread, and made me do the dishes all night.

Guy 1: That sucks.

by lukatore October 3, 2010

fed bread

federal income, mula, money, pesos. (it can be legal or illegal it has nothing to do with the feds coming to get yo ass) a word we say in texas.

i gotta have that fed bread for this slab(slow.loud.and.bangin') i'mma get. a slab is a big body car like a old skool caprice and a 1983 sedan deville.

by one_deep January 15, 2008

Alan Bread

An anagram used in polite society to describe one's anal beard.

"Mate - a rusty trombin' is one thing, but she was chewing on me alan bread."

by Rooster Vagina August 25, 2008

milky bread knife

What your penis becomes when you have vigorous sex with a girl who has a yeast infection. Draper & Douce 2014

Last night I sliced this rotter with my milky bread knife, unbagged!

by Double D Industries April 5, 2014

plum bread

You know that feeling when your friend buys or makes you something that you honestly… hate. You know, for example if you best friend came along and offered you some expensive plum bread that they bought with their own money; there’s no way you could turn that down. You hate it, but you eat it. Each bite offers a strange texture that simply does not cut the mustard. Well, at least not effectively or efficiently for that matter. And probably with the wrong knife too!

Your friend, believing you love plum bread, buys another fucking loaf. You can’t go back now; you can't say you don’t like it otherwise they might think you’re some kind of retard. You then scoff down another loaf.

Anyway, you’re in too deep now and you can’t take back what you've said. The situation is very grave, and you have but one option. You slip out the knife you always carry around for situations like these.

“What’s that for buddy?” they say with a cheerful tone.

You slowly but surely push it into his neck.

“Ow,” he says before dying.

As if to answer your pleas, Batwhale floats over the top of your friend’s house, which may as well be yours now. He lets a gush of milk out as he moans “Milk is good for your boooones.”
You cheer and pray and eat it all up; every last drop. Now this cuts the mustard. You feel fulfilled and may never need to eat again. Your life is complete and Dorudon is your savior.

"Do you want some plum bread john?"
"Oh god! Not again!"

by Mmmm Juicy! November 12, 2014