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Colonial Blowjob

The act of receiving a blowjob to completion, then immediately kicking the providing person out of their own home.
Dude I got the best colonial blowjob last night... the chick's fridge was full, I'm gonna eat rich for weeks.
by Anima_Caston August 28, 2024
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blowjob mom

an over-protective mom who does everything for their son, even giving him blowjobs
Ryan's mother is a real blowjob mom.
by ap808 October 21, 2024
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Hamburger Style Blowjob

The act of sandwiching the penis between the testicles and performing a blowjob. After completion, the 'hamburger' is wrapped in the nearest piece of clothing by the giver as they shout, "ORDER UP!"
That girl last night was wild! I will never forget that hamburger style blowjob!
by MAXDOZER November 8, 2024
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The Ohio State Blowjob

A type of blowjob coined by the infamous Sophie Rain. The Ohio State Blowjob was born on Ohio States campus with Sophie Rain going to town on former OSU QB C.J. Stroud.
Bro that Ohio State Sorority girl gave me the craziest The Ohio State Blowjob last night
by C.J. Stroud November 24, 2024
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Giving a shotgun a blowjob

A simile for when your friend wants to do something stupid
Friend A: should I drive tonight?

Friend B: would giving a shotgun a blowjob blow your mind?
by 1blueheron December 11, 2024
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blowjob teether

A “blowjob teether” is a person who is known to use their teeth to bite, nibble, and scrape. while giving a blow job.
Eg; 1, that’s really what you did, wow you blowjob teether. 2, Ow, stop for a

Second, you didn’t say you were a blowjob teether.
by Goober The gooning glump December 14, 2024
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