Where a girl's daddy hits you up side the head, and that's the first blow. Then he hits you in the gut, and that's the second blow. Then he proceeds to beat the ever loving shit out of you. And that's a daddy blowjob.
by Olan101 January 4, 2025
Get the Daddy blowjobmug. Ice: I heard that the high school football team got bloodsucking blowjobs.
Sky: Give me a moment...
(grabs a barf bag, then vomits)
Sky: Give me a moment...
(grabs a barf bag, then vomits)
by Blues and Dumbness May 7, 2019
Get the bloodsucking blowjobmug. When you give a blowjob right after eating very saucy spaghetti and gag on that thang, causing the spaghetti to make a reappearance; throwing spaghetti up during a blowjob.
"Yea I had a date with my girl lastnight!"
"Oh yea? How'd it go?"
"Oh not bad, she ended up giving me a spaghetti blowjob!"
"Hell yea!"
"Yea noodles came out her nose!"
"Oh yea? How'd it go?"
"Oh not bad, she ended up giving me a spaghetti blowjob!"
"Hell yea!"
"Yea noodles came out her nose!"
by SpaghettiMaster69 April 21, 2025
Get the Spaghetti Blowjobmug. by evilisme April 5, 2017
Get the Blowjobmug. “Oh man, I was sitting on the throne dropping a duece, playing on my phone and my girl gave me the best Brooklyn Blowjob dude”
by !Bgbgbg! February 6, 2024
Get the Brooklyn Blowjobmug. Guy 1: My girl gave me a Brazilian Blowjob after No-Gi bro.
Guy 2: Did she tapout before you finished?
Guy 2: Did she tapout before you finished?
by Scruffnozzle February 5, 2025
Get the Brazilian Blowjobmug. When you’re scrolling through Tinder and you meet a girl who will trade Capri Sun juice boxes for oral sex. She’s definitely not homeless but may or may not have all of her teeth. Found in the finer parts of Eagle River AK, possibly by Carl’s Jr
Andy, how come you buy your juice in bulk at Costco? “Bro, you know I live the Pikachu life. Article 15s by day and Capri Sun Blowjobs by night. Looking for a new couch?”
by Plumbers Putty May 23, 2018
Get the Capri Sun Blowjobmug.