When someone (a person with male genitals) uses a stapler to attach his foreskin to the lips of another person.
Dude that hooker from last week gives absolutely great head, I'm thinking about giving her an everlasting blowjob next time we meet up.
by Paladinus Maximus October 12, 2022
Where a girl's daddy hits you up side the head, and that's the first blow. Then he hits you in the gut, and that's the second blow. Then he proceeds to beat the ever loving shit out of you. And that's a daddy blowjob.
by Olan101 January 04, 2025
She's a blowjob Sally
by Winklesnatch1234 June 26, 2021
Q: What were you doing in the ocean for so long
A: I was just pooping, doing a Poseidon`s blowjob if you will
A: I was just pooping, doing a Poseidon`s blowjob if you will
by AP9910 March 22, 2024
by DarkHallowed October 11, 2023
Ingesting so many calories that you’re physically in a state of mind where the mere thought of moving exhausts you.
Man, I was ready for the pub crawl at St. Paddy’s, but I got a Dementor’s blowjob from Nando’s. I hate my life.
by ItzKris March 17, 2023
a sexual act in which a woman dresses in a T-rex costume and places herself on the spinning blades of a helicopter. the helicopter then does a flip dive so that the woman is upside down and she can insert the mans penis into her mouth as she spins
by Big Dick Uncle Joe November 01, 2022