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puff boat racing

the sport of racing sailboats, often practiced by pretentious tossers from Ivy Leagues and private schools. A dull activity involving drifting around small lakes whilst barking like a pirate at other boats.
Casper's late for lunch again, he must be stuck on the pond puff boat racing again.
by trotter April 24, 2017
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Trog bloater

Someone who cannot resist food
We went out for a meal and the trog bloater ate everything on the menu
by Gizslutski May 18, 2017
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Meat boat

Can you order me a meat boat at Taco Bell?
by Willowmom July 12, 2017
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bean boat

A bean boat is a person that creates problems for themselves and others by simply attempting to do the things that they've been asked to do.

Like, try making a boat out of beans - it wont stick, the beans will separate and sink, and only the beans that float are the hollow beans that have been infected with insects.
"I asked him to paint the door but somehow he managed to break the door , sprain his wrist AND fuck the carpet all at once, fucking bean boat."
by wurdyburdyhurdygurdy July 17, 2018
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noa boat

Cool, gay and handsome. He may seem tall when you see him alone but do get fooles he is in fact very short when you see him with his friends. He is most known for being the cousin of the upcoming soundcloud rapper by the name of young magpie aka steen. Noa boat sometimes gets small attacks of autism but it doesn't stop him from living life to the fullest.
1. Wow that guy is really short, it must be Noa boat!

2. Did you know that Noa boat is Steens cousin
by Som En UZI September 11, 2018
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Dragon Boat

A place where two males can openly engage in oral sex. Usually one of the males consumes extremely spicy wings, and proceeds to blow hot air (fire) on the partner’s dick.
Hey man, wanna head to Dragon Boat later?”

“Sure, I’ll grab the wings!”
by Dicktionary2222 February 5, 2019
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gloat boat

A situation where somebody dwells on success.
I'm on my gloat boat over my baseball team winning a big game.
by Ereck Flowers May 29, 2019
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