Heartless Bastard

A Teenager Who Is heartless/Doesn't Care/Doesnt Interact With Little Children Aged 3-12

Jesus Fucking Christ Andrew Is such a heartless bastard he refused to play with five-year-old Jackie when she came over the house

by Andy Sor September 16, 2017

Rat Bastard

1. An annoying small rodent like dog who does nothing but piss off surrounding humans.
2. A person who cheats, lies, steals, or pisses you off in general.

1. That rat bastard of yours wakes me up constantly with his barking.

2. That rat bastard at the car dealership screwed me over.

by Yeah Bearded Nun September 30, 2017

tall bastard

A tall bastard that Is greedy a knife wielding lunatic that Steals pop tarts and cocaine from you because fuck you thats why!

Hey you know your a tall bastard right?

by DeadClown April 19, 2018

Sarky bastard

Sarky bastard = sarcastic bastard. The British develop a lot of conversational abbreviations. For example, Lady Diana, Britishexit.

A sarky bastard would not capitalise the "B" in bastard.

by SarkyBastard October 20, 2018

huffy bastard

someone who takes offence and sulks,

i.e ya huffy bastard

put yer dummy back in ya huffy bastard

by harvey1690 July 28, 2019

Goat Faced Bastard

A goat faced bastard is a term used to describe someone who you would consider to be a friend who's actions have been innappropriate. It is commonly used as a form of disrespect when your friend has done something which you would consider to be morally and socially below their normally acceptable standards.

I can't believe you took that swamp donkey back last night you goat faced bastard

by Goatfacedbastard April 7, 2011

CBS Visionary - Cheap Bastard Solution

Paklinian advisors that have self –indulged titles such as “Visionary” and “Expert” that suggest technology solutions because they are cheap to gullible businesses.

“Marshall left a lethargic legacy as a CBS Visionary - Cheap Bastard Solutions in his last position as CTO”

by Ms. Cunning Runt July 19, 2011