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Took the banana

Colloquialism meaning to get screwed, swindled, hustled, tricked or ripped off of significant value by another party. Also used as "Take the banana"
"Verizon offered a $100 rebate on my new phone, but when I got it, it was a VISA gift card, not cash. I really took the banana on that one."
by Bob Monkeyfuck August 26, 2011
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Banana Plane

A Vanossgaming reference from the video GTA 5 Online Funny Moments - Under Map Glitch, Epic Fails, White Circle Easter Egg! Not to be confused with Banana Bus.
Vanoss: Look the banana plane!
H20 Delirious: I know a glitch let's use it!
by Publord Corgi July 17, 2018
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candied banana

The after effects of when a female dips her male companion's penis in caramel. Once hardened, the caramel becomes a condom for sexual use. Often used during fall time when there is leftover caramel from making candied apples.
Did you hear Bob and Cindy made Candied Bananas? After they fucked, ants crawled all over Cindy's vagina due to the friction, coupled with the high temperature of the vagina lining, melting the caramel inside her.
by Warrior ninja October 24, 2019
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Grass Banana

Grass banana means corn, its long and yellow like a banana, but it's a grass!
Mom:"Did you pick up the corn for dinner?"
Son: "What the fuck is corn?"

Mom:"The yellow things hat have a green husk on them!"
Son:"Ohhhh, you mean Grass Banana!"
by Fata$$ August 28, 2017
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banana gaing

by BANANA MASTA February 15, 2017
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Banana slammin

This word is used to describe something very cool, or very good.
The game last night was Banana Slamin, I have never seen such cools moves by the players.

This food is Banana slamming, it smells so good.
by Addiesmom May 9, 2022
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Soaring Banana

When a male runs naked at 15km/h towards his girlfriend whiles she is naked in doggy style, then colliding with her as he slips his penis in.
My boyfriend gave me the best Soaring Banana I’ve ever had!
by Zqtrx April 18, 2021
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