bagging the jew

The act of finally obtaining a Jewish financial adviser to show you the way to their gold.

Yippie kiyahh!! Asher is done diversifying my portfolio. I'm finally bagging the jew!

by haroldhamfist March 20, 2019

Djank Bag

A “tool”; a person of limited intellectual ability easily manipulated by those with greater powers than him or herself; one who interferes with an otherwise smoothly ongoing process; A complete embarrassment

President Trump is a djank bag.

by Glass onions September 19, 2019

Jessie bag

0.2g of cocaine

Do you still have that Jessie bag?

by Snowman0.2 August 1, 2019

flail bag

A make up bag or drawstring bag carried by meth users.

A bag full of odd stuff like

3 or 4 flashlights.
Multiple phones (nvr active or usually locked)
Screw driver

Bobby pins

odd little tools

torch and butane

baggies

various pens n markers.

2 rolls duct tape
Knife
Straws (10)
5 Bic lighters
Batteries all sizes
A scale

broken meth pipes
Large amount of phone charging cords.

Damn Linda always digging in her flail bag!

Deejay has like 5 flail bags she carries around!

Flail bags come in handle more then people think!

by deejaydizzle August 22, 2019

Sea-Bagging

Tea bagging your girl with a salty, tangy scrotum after you have been swimming and frolicking in the ocean.

Rachel and I went behind the dunes and I did a little sea-bagging.

Although my scrotum was taut from the seawater, I still managed to give her a sea-bagging she would never forget.

by Eaton Holgoode June 8, 2018

Leather Bagging

When your ballsack is contracted and shriveled and the skin is tight like a little piece of leather.

This cold weather has me leather bagging.

I just got out of the pool. Look I’m leather bagging.

Rachel loves to lick my sack when I’m leather bagging.

by Eaton Holgoode December 15, 2017

Scum bagness

The art of being a down right rotten scumbag.

The people across the street are full of scum bagness

by Big Daddy D$$ January 23, 2020